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Physics Talk

On the 21st November, 1:00pm, in room 5- 152, Dr. Erik Jensen will be giving a talk as below:

Maxwell's Demon: Is It Dead Yet?

James Clerk Maxwell postulated a' demon’

in 1867 while considering the implications of the Second Law of Thermodynamics. Since then the demon has been declared dead on several occasions, only to be res- urrected by the next generation of physi- cists. My talk will explain what the demon , is, why it is interesting, discuss several of the attempts to kill it off, and why these attempts have failed. It is sure to be interesting, so show up!

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PrideUNBC meets once a week, every week for drop ins. Mondays, 5:30 7:30 in the First Nations Centre. Everyone is wel- come to come and hang out, or just drop by and say hello. PrideUNBC is also con- nected to various resources in, and around Prince George. Please feel free to contact us via email at: prideunbc@hotmail.com

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