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Aries You don’t exist.

Taurus

Dream a little dream! It’s good to use the imagination you were born with, but you must learn to add a little organiza- tion and motivation to it, so that those dreams will actually go somewhere.

Gemini

You already know what you want, and you’re impatient waiting for things to start hap- pening. However, you’re not ready yet if you’re only going to ignore current problems

A new start, a new life, a new road. Just watch the path you tread very carefully just in case it starts to exhibit signs of the life your wish to leave

Remember economics: Every decision has an opportunity cost associated with it. Make sure before you make that big decision that you can with- stand the cost.

Virgo

| pulled the Devil major arcana card for your current situation. Now don’t freak out, it doesn’t mean anyone is going to hell just that you’re caught in stage right now that perhaps you don’t want to be in. The chains around your neck are loose, so the bondage is only

You are walking that line of balance so carefully, trying to stay afloat that you’re tense and aggravated. Remember what got you to the point

where you are now. Relaxation and meditation.

Scorpio

Life has beena never-ending series of work and more work since this semester began and you're feeling rather tense these days. Keep smiling though because | pulled the Sun major arcana card for your future out-come. Good times and fun are coming your way this summer.

Sagittarius

Ahhh! Have some respect for those living around you! I’m telling you from experience, roommates are sensitive souls with weil-tuned ears. They can hear anything and everything.

Aquarius

Summer is coming soon, so don’t you think it would be beneficial to change some old die-hard habits so you can enjoy your holidays more? Think about it.

Capricorn

Remember to breath and relax. | know you’ve been thinking dark thoughts lately, but really, those ideas aren't the answers to any of your questions. If you must, seek counsel from those you trust and work it out. It’s the only answer to finding peace of mind.

Pisces

The crushes you had back in high school are reputedly still stuck in that same mentality and have only climbed up a few rungs on the social ladder. They’re keeping you there too. Look for those who'll aid in your own success, not impede it.

Disclaimer:

All Horoscopes provided by Over The ‘Edge are completely fictional, and if you believe them you are so stupid you

require a safety helmet.