Over the Edge + September 28, 2005

Cornere

Katy
“Id probably be able to outrun Gordon
Campbell a lot easier.’

Tony
“Moose — I'd rather stay alive.”

Shannon
“I could outrun Campbell before I

could outrun a moose.”

_Opinion

With the Athletic Centre in the works, we're thinking about

what new kinds of exercise equipment UNBC should buy.

‘QUESTION “Do you think you would get more exer-
cise running from a moose with a laser beam at-
tached to its head, or Gordon Campbell in a thong?”

COMPILED BY EARSON GIBSON / TRAVIS NIELSEN, ARTS EDITOR / STAFF WRITER

William
“Well I know I can't outrun a laser
beam, but I can outrun a flabby man in
a thong.’

leep
“Td run faster if there was some old guy
chasing me.’

Tina
“Moose. If it was Campbell in a thong
Id probably be laughing too hard to

run.

Ross
“Gordon Campbell in a thong, I'm a
leftist.’

Josh.
“Moose is a fuckin’ big mother-fucker,
and Campbell is a bitch. I could knock

him out.’

Jenn

“Tm sure I would get much more exer-
cise laughing at Campbell in a thong,
And then beat the crap out of him be-

cause that's exercise too.’

Marie

“Psychologically, I think I would have
to choose Campbell in a thong. Very
Damaging,’

Justin (right): “How old is the moose?”

David

“Moose — I already shook Campbell's
hand without knowing who he was.
Definitely not as fast as a moose.’

OTE Reporter (left): “.. I¢s a mechanical moose.’ .
Justin: “Is it a: mechanical Campbell as well? In a mechanical thong?”

OTE Reporter: “..Yes.’

Sharon
“Campbell because the thought is ter-
rifying, and fear drives athletes to excel-

lence.”

Kyle

“I would much rather run from Camp-
bell because I could always turn around
and kick his ass, assuming he's drunker
than I am.’