12 Comics
Chadling

Chadling production.
tone-faced GPA farming NERDS.

pretentious.

Life... so full of
vital mysteries...

‘hint your dah bron. toed I'm a defence
lawyer who's all blingin’ and shit.

People who ene Sane t balony
in university... or the universe for
ithat matter.

Man T am SO clever.

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SHouto See
ies Orner Guy.

Oh, the hilarity!

Obscure campus groups th
the hallways. They're there for
some “er but you can t really

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January 18, 2006 + Over the Edge

Robert Ho-Sup Kim

Campus Culture of 2005, a S.A of Prefentious arts students who learn|Perma-drunk sciences students who

shit, then go to commercial to drink |learn to supply the world with the
pretentious coffees and just be

weapons of mass-distraction... and
lots of them. -

Now let's sit down
and talk about how

Yay~ off to the
strip club~

And finally... angsty guys who makes
fun of everyone because they know
that they are largly inconsequential.
... Loser.

Tyler Clarke

Terrie As You?

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A Weekly Feature of Bad Jokeishness

~ BARRY WOLFENDEN’

A man walks into:the doctor's office with a duck'on his head. The doctor looks: up at the man, and
says, SO, what might be the problem?” The duck sighs, and says, “You see, doc, I've got this huge wart

on.my ass..

Two ducks are sittingin a pond. One of the ducks goes, “Quack” The other duck turns around, sur-
ptised, and says, “Oh my god! That's what *I* was going to say!”

How many ducks does it take to screw in alight bulb?
‘Two, but you must either have a really big light bulb or really small ducks.