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MAY 17 & 18 THE MUSIC MAN Colour Robert Preston,
' es Scope Shirley Jones
20 TWO WEEKS IN ANOTHER TOWN Colour Kirk Douglas,
ie Cyd Charisse
22 . GIRCUS OF HORRORS Colour Anton Diffring,
ora | Scope Yvonne Monlaur
2h & 25 “HORSE SOLDIERS Colour John Wayne,
| William Holden
27 REQUIEM FOR A HEAVIWSIGHT B&W Jackie Gleason,
| Anthony Quinn
29 - BUT NOT FOR ME B&W Clark Gable,
Carrol Baker
31 DUEL ON THE MISSISSIPPI Colour Lex Barker,
Patricia Medina
SHOW TIMES oad 1,00, 7.00 and 9.00 PoMo
NOTICE Our lawless Language

Be sure you have your sndlenta and
fire-arm's licence. Now available at
the R.C.M.P. office.

1 B.C. resident angler 's licence, $2. 00 00
wa due for renewal May lst, (1963

BoC. resident ordinary fire-arm's licence, |

eho |

| B.C. general fire-arm's licence, i7.00
due for renewal ape i ist.

In the finals of the men's singles in
| our recent club tournament, John Mahon
| beat Dave Cook dina heated 3 game battle.

"Remember the time someone stone your
typewriter and we didn't miss it for a
week ?" the boss asked HAS cute
stenographer. .

Why can't life's problems nit us when
we're 18 and know everything ?

We'll begin with a box, and the plural
is boxes,

But the plural of ox should never be
OxXeSo

One fowl is a goose, but the plural is
geese;

But the plural of moose should never be
meese.

On the contrary for mouse, the plural

is mice;

But the * plural of house is houses not
hice. |

As the plural for man is always called
men ,

Why should not the plural of pan be
called pen ?

Then one may te that, and three may be

those;

Yet hat in the plural should never be
hose.

Then the masculine pronouns are he,
his and him;

But imagine the feminines ~ she shis
and shim.

So English, I fancy, you all will agree

Is the purengest Perey you ever did
see .

from the Alaska lWpnay News.