Over the Edge + January 19 The most racist movement since the KKK. Trend: Best -Jeggnings: A stylish version of Turkey pants. If you don’t have a pair already you must get on this band wagon. Worst -The Snookie Puff also known from Lizzy Mcguire as the Duff Puff. Just turns out to be a hot mess. Publicity Stunt Best -Zach smokes weed on TV: This man is just unstoppable. Worst -Heidi Montag’s plastic surgery: A) She’s not really famous in the first place, B) The plastic surgery didn’t help much, C) She is now stuck looking like a Barbie wannabe. Prince George Titles Best -Canada’s Host for Winter Games: Beating out Kelowna and Kamloops, Prince George was named to host the 2015 Canada Winter Games. Look out! Worst -Worst air quality: Just do an Asthma report and you have your answer. You cant argue facts. -Most Dangerous city: Just follow the buddy system when venturing downtown and all should be well. Prince George Hot Spot Best -Spicy Greens: Maybe not the greatest location, but certainly the best ethic food in town. The Butter Chicken is like an orgasm in your mouth. Everything is made to your liking of heat. Deal Breakers -Fort George Park: Escape to the park and pretend like you don’t live in the most dangerous city in Canada. Worst KFC/ Dairy Queen parking lot: Whether your sneaking a double down, or an ice cream sunday, this is one spot you don’t leave guilt free. UNBC Hot Spot Best -Degrees Coffee: Freshly brewed, it has a number of tasty beverages that would make Starbucks jealous. And usually there is hardly ever a line up. -The Moose Pub: With their successful open mic nights, there’s no drink specials you can’t beat on Thirsty Thursday. Bring on the edamame and Moose fries. Worst Tim Horton’s: Always with their endless line up you finally get to the front and have a back and forth conversation with the cashier who likely did no pass ESL 101. So many times the coffee is wrong. A Timmy nightmare. UNBC Treat: Best -Bread Guy cookies: Special shout out to cranberry lemon and green tea cookie. Worst -Bread Guy Yoghurt: Just got way too over priced and downsized on the granola. World Event Best -Winter Olympics 2010: We were inspired, we cried, we were proud, but most of all we won something. We will never forget wining the first gold medal all the way to Learn from the mistakes of others ECATERINA CIUGUREANU FEATURES EDITOR -If he pays for a coffee half cash, half debit — It's a deal breaker-If he has your photo plastered on the ceiling above where he sleeps — It’s a deal breaker-If he approaches you in class for the first time ever with the words, “I made a sketch of you in our last class” — It’s a deal breaker. -If she comes up with a silly nickname (e.g. cuddle bunny) for you within the first week — It’s a deal breaker -If he greets you by jumping out of seemingly nowhere giving you a mild heart attack and screaming the words, “HELLO MY PRETTY” -It’s a deal breaker-lf he calls you breathing heavily — It’s a deal breaker -If she says, “That’s funny” instead of laughing — It’s a deal breaker-If he wears sunglasses while working out indoors — It’s a deal breaker-lf he tries to start a conversation about Dancing with the Stars —S that D, shut it down, deal breaker-If he carries his Movember into January — It’s a deal breaker, this man is a serial killer -If he is a Scientologist — It’s a deal breaker (we're talking to you, Katie Holmes) -If his favourite book is Lovely Bones — It’s a deal breaker (great book, 8th grade reading level, he probably hasn’t read anything since) -If at any point he says, “I have trouble letting go” — It’s a deal breaker (also GTFO immediately) -If you met on chat roulette—It’s a deal breaker -If during your first conversation he brings up information you at no point ever revealed to him — It’s a deal breaker (stalker alert) -If he won’t stop speaking Spanish while being a Caucasian — It’s a deal breaker -If he got your number from a friend — It’s a deal breaker -If he slips you a poem, consisting of words no longer than 2 syllables — It’s a deal breaker -If his hair is less responsive than Heidi Montag’s face and has more gel in it than Pauly D — It’s a deal breaker -If she hates your dog -— It’s a deal breaker -If your little cousin is more intelligent than him — It’s a deal winning the last. -Wikileaks: A whistle blowing web site published ONLINE SOURCE submissions of private, secret, and classified media from anonymous news sources and news leaks. Specifically the US got the heat of this controversy. It’s about time this superpower gets what it deserves. Worst -BP Oil Spill: The oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico we all heard about it and were sick of it. Buy some Dawn soap and we are all playing our part. -Chilean miners: Way to exploit these poor men. Let them go back to their modesty. you it tastes like pistachio ice cream — It’s a deal breaker -If she tries to feed you like a child or initiates baby talking of any sort — S that D, shut it down, deal breaker-When you are chronically mentioned in his Facebook statuses — It’s a deal breaker -If she shows early signs of Facebook stalkalitis — It’s a deal breaker -If he formally introduces you to his Xbox — It’s a deal breaker-If his parting words after a fight are, “You might want to the check the bathroom for cameras” — It’s a deal breaker -If his ice-breaker is, “You’re so hot, your ass is on fire.” — It's a deal breaker -If he never told you he has a girlfriend because “You never asked” — It’s a deal breaker-lf he already tried to get with your friend but got rejected — It’s a deal breaker -If he does Austin Powers impressions -— It’s a deal breaker As inspired by 30 Rock’s Liz Lemon: Woman: This guy I’m dating owns a tanning salon, but he won't let me tan for free, but he lets girls that he friends with tan for free, so | go to this other tanning salon down the street to try not to make it a thing, but you know how there’s no secrets in the tanning salon community? So what should | do?Liz: Oh boy, well what ever that was, that’s a deal breaker. Cause this guy is making you talk like ONLINE SOURCE a crazy person. You have sexually transmitted crazy 30 Rock character Liz Lemon breaker -If he wears “mom” jeans- It’s a deal breaker -If she wears shoveralls (short overalls) — It’s a deal breaker -lf his idea of a bathing suit is a speedo — S that D, shut it down, deal breaker -If he wears Juno’s “Paulie Bleeker” golden short shorts on any day other than Halloween - It’s a deal breaker -lf he tricks you into eating a spoon full of wasabi by telling mouth. Deal breaker. Woman: My boyfriend has been acting really weird ever since he got promoted at his job.Liz: Yeah he thinks he deserves a va-jayjay upgrade. He doesn’t. He’s not Tom Brady. Shut it down. Deal Breaker! Teach it like you preach it, Liz Lemon, teach it like you preach it. Send us your own deal breakers at over-the-edge@unbc.ca