COPLEY BROS. Logging Most Up-to-Date Bulldozing Equipment Grading, Clearing, Excavating ESTIMATES FURNISHED * Phone E-3702 B.C. 936 Inverness St. VICTORIA Victoria Bottle Exchange IRON AND ALL METALS BOUGHT AND SOLD E-0213 640 Discovery Street VICTORIA, B.C. TWO-WAY RADIO TELEPHONE PHONE PHONE E-1121 ¢ & ¢ E-1121 TAXI SERVICE LTD. Ambulances - Bus Charters - U-Drives Established 1906 Victoria, B.C. 806 Government St. Gordon’s Auto Service D. B. GORDON, Prop. 584 Island Highway Near C.N.R. Crossing COLWOOD, B.C. Mandarin Chop Suey —CHOP SUEY— Best Chinese Dishes and Foods in City of Victoria Gov't and Fisgard Victoria, B.C. Hibberson Timber Co. Ltd. TIMBER BROKERS Cruisers, Surveyors and Valuators Consulting and Foresters 406-410 Jones Building 723 Fort St. VICTORIA, B.C. Telephone B-1324 Residence G-1834 L. H. RANDS RANDS REALTY General Insurance and Auto 715 Fort Street, Victoria, B.C. Page Sixty-six And Vitamin T. Smith, a_ burly halfback for the professional Los Angeles Rams, was knocked out of the game for 10 days by an injury in- curred not on the gridiron, but as he was walking to the football field for a practice session. Smith’s cleats skidded on the sidewalk and he fell against the top of a jagged iron post. It took 12 stitches to shut up the wound in his arm and more than stitches to shut up his teammates with their wisecracks. When Kenneth Wayne Christopher was taken to the hospital in St: Joseph’s, Mo., for injuries sustained when his vehicle crashed into a fixed object, doctors weren't able to get a word out of him. One reason was that he was only nine months old. His accident occurred when the stroller in which he was riding coasted across the floor and smacked into a chair. Drops in for Driver's License When officials of the Motor Vehicle Bureau suggested to Motorist Carrie Miller of Newark, Ohio, that she drop in and get her driver’s license, she took him literally. Her car went out of control in front of the bureau’s office, crashed through the door and injured two bureau employees. Driver test postponed! In January the towboat Franklin D. Roosevelt rammed and damaged a pier on the railroad bridge over the Illinois River near Pekin, Il]. In Sep- tember another towboat struck the same pier and finished the job of de- molishing it. The name of the boat? The Harry S. Truman! And in Yankton, S.D., Farm Re- porter George B. German of radio station WNAX, enthusiastically sup- porting National Farm Safety Week, decided to make transcribed inter- views on the danger of falls in the farmyard. Arriving at a farm in a driving rain, the safety crusader leaped from his car, slipped in the mud, fell and broke his ankle. The interview on falls rang with realism. Flying saucers, roll back to your cupboard. Things are screwy enough as they are! * *& “How long are you in gaol for, mate?” “Three weeks.” “What charge?” “No charge, everything free.” “I mean what have you done?” “Shot my wife dead.” “Only three weeks for that?” “That’s all. Then I get hanged.” —(Nongqai). A man is really a success when flattery gives him a headache instead of a big head.—The Beat. ISLAND TUG & BARGE LIMITED Port of Victoria, B.C. HARBOUR, COASTWISE AND DEEP SEA TOWING BARGES AND SCOWS DERRICK SERVICE MARINE SALVAGE Phone E 4184-5-6 1903 Harbour Rd., Victoria, B.C. R. ANGUS LTD. 845 YATES STREET * Automotive and Industrial Engines and Parts —Engine Rebuilding— * P.O. Box 68, Victoria VICTORIA and NANAIMO Subscribe to THE SHOULDER STRAP “Big or Teeny — Just Call Heaney” PHONE B-4281 Heaney Cartage & Storage Ltd. VICTORIA F. W. FRANCIS JEWELLER Diamonds - Watches - Silverware Watch and Jewellery Repairing Phone G-7611 1210 Douglas St. VICTORIA, B.C. Philbrook, Butler & Co. LTD. General Contractors Specializing in Store and Office Fixtures 649 Pembroke St. VICTORIA, B.C. Phones: E-4105 E-4106 Western Heating Products Everything in Heating AIR CONDITIONING ROOFING » OIL HEATING GENERAL SHEET METAL 825 Broughton St., Victoria, B.C. Phone G-9391 THE SHOULDER STRAP