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Wednesday, Oct 11, 1995

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THE NORTHERN
AUKACLE ©
Aries (March 21- April 19)

Greetings from the Planet Zenon. We are
awaiting contact

left under your bed last year.

Gemini (May 21- June 20)

Due to a recent nuclear test in your area, you will
grow an extra arm, leg and head.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

If you feel an awful itch down there, it is just

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

those nasty crabs.
Death is not knocking on your ae e

door, it’s just your roomemate, or those socks you

Leo (July 23 - Aug 22)
Stop licking your kitty’s tail, your friends are
tired of getting fur balls spit at them.

Slack off on the face paintsayou are beginning to

Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22
You are a horny, tight-ass freak. Get off your
high whorse and get laid for real, VIRGIN.

Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22)
Die, you maggot, die die...

die!!!!(worms eating your eye). you Cap your horn, Be careful who you ram or
butt heads with.
Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
look like Poison Is your hair ready for the dawning of the age?
Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
Aim before you shoot.

Pisces (Feb 19 - March 20)
Get rid of that disgusting thing growing out of
your face,
Capricorn (Dec 22.- Jan 19)
When you romp, make sure that Yi

ASK DR.
MORNING*STAR

ADVICE ON THE ESOTERIC and the mundane

Dear Dr.
lorning*
Star “SD

Recently my friend told me
that she was a psychic and could read

other peoples thoughts. I told her I
thought that was Bull-Shit, and she

should stop talking like a loonie. We
got really drunk on the weekend and

started bugging her to read my ming
or turn me into a chicken or
voodoo thing, and she got re
pissed off at me and took off.
can I stop her from acting and
like and idiot, and stop being s
wimp when someone disagrees Avil

her.
Signed,
E.S.P. IS B.S.
+t Dear B.S:.:
First off, I don’t know how

“| -you can call yourself much of a
‘friend’, when you don’t seem to be
able to tolerate your companions
belief system. If there’s anything
we’ve learned in the last 10 yrs. asa
country it’s that we have to stand up
for each others rights to live, breath
and love no matter what, unless your
causing harm to others. If your
friends psychic abilities, real or
whatever, are too much for you to

handle , the key word is you. Don’t
try to inhibit someone elses
behavioural patterns, rather, try to
‘adjust your own. If you can’t do that,
hit the road, ‘cause she deserves a
better friend than you.

As for psychic phenomena,
wether you like it or not it is a very
real part of life for a lot of people.

onversations going*6n around you
all the time, and you can’t hear it. A
lot of people don’t even recgonize it
when they hear it because there are
very few public forums to discuss
what is going on. But the accepting
of such facts grows daily, so instead
of belittling. your friend, why don’t
you see if she can teach you a thing or
two.

Send all your

: advice
to tuy ER-THE-
EDGE or e-mail

ba
over the edge@

ugrad.unbc.edu
Address to
DR.MORNING*
STAR