Sept 09 2002 Over The Edge Page 6

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Drop off your poetry and we’ll put it in.

A million years have seemed to pass... The Existentialism of Fido

Since | have checked my account information last...
As | sit waiting for this waiting for this... Hey there mister,have you

Pecuniary Mass seen my dog?
| think he ran away.

For what seems like a thousand days | sit alone... | left him tied to a park
Left hand on my wallet, right on the telephone... bench

As bills pour in| weep and moan It was just yesterday”
Waiting for my......

Student Loan | “Fuck off you little shit.”

Word of the Week
Nisei

a) a native Canadian of immigrant
Japanese parentage

b) what you think is a Nissan but is really
a Gremlin wrapped in black wall-paper —
c) a small, cute, squid god

d) a cyst like growth on one’s lower
appendages

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