Over the Edge + November 12, 2009 Warhammer: Mark of Chaos HAAKON SULLIVAN PRODUCTION COORDINATOR Being a fan of Warhammer for years, I was excited when I saw Mark of Chaos on the store shelf. The box hinted at the game hav- ing a large dramatic story and an in depth battle system so my excitement only heightened. I quickly went to the checkout and hurried home to install what I thought what was going to be an epic RTS and a game that uses the Warhammer license to the fullest. I was wrong, but not that far off. First of all, the story really isn't as epic as the designers made it out to be. The Empire campaign is your very typical “evil invades the land” kind of scenario and it will take a general with a cursed past to drive them off in conjunc- tion with reluctant allies. They tell this story using either dialog boxes combined with voice ac- tors or ugly grainy animations with uninformative narrative subtitles. Mark of Chaos still has some awesome non-grainy CGI opening animations, but they “To succ rd WADHA xEMAED BARE! SLVRL Yapope >, Meee 10S r initiate a counter charge. With the sheer number of units you can have in this game it might not be humanly possible to react to everything that's happening around you, especially when the AI can do everything nearly simultaneously. At times, you might have to fight off a Dark Elf Hydra, a charge of Cold One Knights, and deal with a barrage of enemy crossbow fire. During all this, your general is also fight- ing in a duel against an enemy hero. To succeed requires some marched into mediocrity their own unique ability tree to choose special abilities from. Special abilities increase the fighting ability of a connected unit, increase the hero’s personal fighting ability, or increase the hero's dueling abilities. The hero gets one skill point per level (max 40) to throw into these abilities. Items are also another way to increase power. The hero is a major powerhouse of the army, and can take on one or two units on his own. Even the spell casting heroes can do this in close combat, which is a bit hard to swallow after playing the tabletop game. Then again, it’s not like the similarities between the table- top game and Mark of Chaos are that numerous anyway. To name a few, your army is limited to what you started out with, morale is still an issue in com- bat, when you attack or shoot at a unit the hit isnt guaranteed, and some of the special qualities of units (such as “Unbreakable”) are still around. Since this game is a real time strategy game and not a turn based one some things eed requires some godlike micromanagement as the game's inter face i is in no way accommodating” seem completely unrelated to the story so it's just pointless eye candy. In fact, the game in general is a nice sight for sore eyes after those grainy briefings. All of the character models are finely de- tailed with not every model in a fighting unit looking like a clone of each other and the battlefields are well polished with many fea- tures to the terrain. Fireballs and cannons go off with satisfying effects: fire, debris, and soldiers flying everywhere. When all hell breaks loose on the field, it really is a sight to see. However, that’s a major prob- lem here: when all hell breaks loose it can end in a blink of the eye with you winning or losing. Basic troops seem like paper for pretty much any army and can be cut down in seconds by an artillery barrage or a cavalry charge. In order to prevent that from happening, you need to be quick on your toes and activate your unit's special abilities or godlike micromanagement as the game's interface is in no way accommodating. The dueling system is a bit strange if not pointless, When two opposing heroes come within a certain distance of each other, one can issue a challenge to the other, Then they get even closer and a ring of fire encircles both of them and they then stand a few feet away from each other and duke it out mono E mono. Here, your hero gets some extra special abilities and tactics to utilize to defeat the opponent. It looks kind of stupid when the two heroes stand a few feet apart and just swing a weapon in dif- ferent ways. I'm not really sure why youd want to do this since in most cases it’s easier to kill the enemy hero by surrounding him with your army and give him a gang beating. The hero system isn’t that bad. Your heroes usually come in two basic types for every army: spell caster and fighter. Each has PHOTO COURTESY OF HAZARD PHOTOGRAPHY had to change, of course, and the differences are too many to name. This creates an experience that seems very similar to War- hammer, but Mark of Chaos just doesnt match up to the tabletop game's entertainment value. Overall, this game didn’t meet my expectations. It would have been great if they tried harder to stick with the formula that the tabletop game had but instead they went the RTS route and created an average strategy game. I would recommend it to any- one who likes the Warhammer universe or real time strategies in general, but don't expect to be blown away by it. Story/Premise: 12/20 Game play: 26/40 Presentation: 17/20 Re-playability: 7/20 Total: 62/100 SAMANTHA FARROW ARTS EDITOR Did you know that being too nice can kill you? This is the gist of Dr. Gabor Mate’s book When the Body Says No. How, you may ask, is that possible? Mate explains the dif- ferent personalities in this innovative book; there are cancer personalities, ALS personalities, and other debili- tating afflictions that can be contrib- uted to by our personalities. Dr. Mate, a fellow Canadian, from Vancouver, B.C, was the head of the Palliative Care Unit at the Vancouver General Hospital. Currently, he is staff physician at a clinic in East Vancouver where his patients are the marginal- ized of Vancouver's streets who suf- fer from addictions, HIV, and other related problems. He is an effective and powerful seminar leader and has even presented in Prince George. In fact, the write up in The Citizen last year about his seminar here was what drew my attention to Mate. I have long believed that our emotions affect our health, Seeing as I am in the social work profession, I am always on the look-out for relevant books to add to my personal library. Mate'’s book takes a look at what can happen when we dont express our emotions: “As Dr. Mate wrote in The Globe and Mail: “When we have been pre- vented from learning how to say no, our bodies may end up saying it for us.’ When emotions are repressed, this inhibition disarms the body's defences against illness. And, in some people, these defences go awry, de- stroying the body rather than pro- tecting it. Despite a rapidly accumu- lating body of evidence attesting to the mind-body unity, most physicians continue to treat physical symptoms rather than persons. When The Body Says No argues persuasively that we must begin to understand the mind- body link in order to learn more about ourselves and take as active a role as possible in our overall health.” (hetp://www.whenthebodysaysno. ca/) When we try to do more than we should, we compromise: we lose sleep, and feel stressed or overwhelmed. While not all stress is deadly, and in fact it can be helpful, chronic undue stress can have deadly consequences. This does not mean that the stress of crunch time during exams, or pulling the occasional all-nighter will kill us. Artsand Culture 5 When the Body Says No: Gabor Mate The Cost of HIDDEN STRESS NATIONAL BESTSELLER What it means is if we're constantly in that state, it will very likely have some damaging effects on our health. How many people do you know who have a full class schedule, work, belong to groups and committees, still go out with friends and never seem to sleep? ‘This is never a good thing, no matter what society tries to tell us. One of the most horrible commer- cials on right now is the Dannon yo- ghurt commercial, the one where the two women are talking in the kitchen and the one woman is listing all the other things the other woman does; take the kids to hockey, work, go to the gym, keep the house perfect. The super-woman holds up the Dannon like it's the reason she can take all of this on, Guess what? In real life, es- pecially if we're going by Mate's book, she wont be able to keep that up for long. She will burn out and get sick. It’s the media with commercials like this that encourage this behaviour. You do NOT have to be a super- human and do it all for people to like you. If people don't like you because you won't do what they want, screw them, they're not really your friends. How do you measure your success? Is getting that A on every paper and ever exam worth your health in the long run? This does not mean that everyone who is an overachiever will get sick, it just means that you're setting up pat- terns now that could affect your health in the long run, Besides, people don't love you or like you because you're a straight A student, they like you or love you because you are you. If you are an overachiever, maybe take a look at why you are. Also, is it worth stif- ling your emotions to spare someone else's? I know most of us were raised to believe that, that we need to be po- lite all the time and not rock the boat, but what is it costing us? This does not mean that I recommend freaking out anytime someone says something you dont like; what it means is that if someone has really offended you then say something to them, you'll feel bet- ter for it and be healthier in the long run, Another part of the book I found interesting is Mate’s take on smoking and cancer. It is widely believed that smoking causes cancer. Mate states that if this were the case, everyone who smokes would get cancer. He recognizes that yes, it is a large con- tributor; however, other factors play a part in which smokers gets cancer and which ones don't. This does not mean I am promoting smoking, although I am a smoker, I just found it interest- ing that he mentions this. There are certain personalities that can predict who gets cancer; in his years as the head of palliative care, Mate started recognizing patterns in his patients depending on what they were dying from. For instance, most people suf- fering with lung cancer had a ten- dency to bottle up their emotions. ‘This was supported by a British chest surgeon, David Kissen. A number of studies supported Kissens clinical impression, reporting that men who lacked the ability to express emo- tion were five times more likely to be diagnosed with lung cancer, The more severe repression, the less the smoke damage required to result in cancer (Mate, 2003). Although I wouldn't necessarily classify this book as entertainment, I believe it’s an important book to read. I was blown away when I began to look at the personality of those who have had cancer in my family and Mate's personality descriptions; they were accurate to say the least. This is not to say that they are to blame for their condition, Mate states that very clearly in his book. However, in reading this book, it gave me hope in avoiding cancer myself; although I have never had a problem with the word no, it is one of my favourites. I am not superwoman, I can't do it all, and really, I am okay with this. If you're interested in purchas- ing this book, you can find it online at Amazon, or buy it at Coles in the Pine Centre mall, or at the Ava Maria Health Food Store. of Extreme Metal Dissecting the Art R.TURNER CONTRIBUTOR G.TURNER, also know as ‘Metal Guitar Extremist’ is a seasoned veter- an in the world of Heavy Metal and all things guitar. Musician, songwriter, teacher, and author, this Prince George born artist is no stranger to the grueling music scene and knows the cost of playing music for passion, not for money and not for fame. Emerging from the explosive Vancouver underground Metal scene, Turner's band, VOLATILE, toured Canada from coast to coast and left a huge impact on Metal fans nation-wide. The video for the track “Back of a Rat” from their self titled CD made it to regular rotation on Much Music's Loud Top 10 and had been one of the highest requested metal videos of their day. His influences range from the late greats Chuck Schuldiner and Dime- bag Darrell, to Malmsteen, Agustin Barrios Mangoré, violinist Itzhak Perl- man, and his ultimate hero Joe Satriani. Being a graduate from G.I’T (Guitar Institute of Technology in California) Turner has not only re invented guitar playing, but has evolved into one of the greatest guitarists Canada has ever seen. He is, none the less, a virtuoso on a seven string and eight string guitar. His own personal collection includes an eight String Ibanez, seven string Schecter and three custom made Dean Dimebag series. ‘The highly anticipated release of his instructional book and guitar manu- al entitled Dissecting the Art of Extreme Metal is scheduled to hit the shelves late next year. He is calling out to local graphic artists to help complete the final stages of this massive collection of over 1000 guitar examples and complete guide and literature for playing and being the ultimate metal guitarist. Nationwide distribtion has been set in place upon its release. If you are interested in participating in this project please contact G.Turner at: ps_metal @hotmail.com For more info and music go to www.myspace.com/gturnermetalguita- rextremist