September 29,, 2004

for certain if men have invented all
the machines she was thinking of.
Also, women do seem to enjoy the
superior strength of men when
they want something heavy
moved.

The next male trait that is
attacked is hunting prowess. Yes, it
is true that domestication has elim-
inated the need to hunt. However,
in direct response to Ms. Noosbig’s
letter, I do not know how to use a
bolt gun, and so, I would still pre-
fer to have someoné else kill, clean,
and package my meat. I'll go out
on a limb and say that most
slaughterhouse employees are
male. Which would still make men
necessary to the meat-gathering
process.

Finally, Ms. Noosbig mentions
the male need to do glorious battle
with one another, and earlier in the
article she had mentioned 700
megaton penis extensions. I would
like to rebuke this with a contro-
versial statement of my own, and
claim that women are indirectly
responsible for the male need for
battle and glory, as well as penis
extensions of the explosive nature.
Men fight one another to prove
their prowess as mates, in other
words, to get laid. The bigger and
more spectacular the fight, the bet-
ter chances of getting sex. When J.
Robert Oppenheimer was witness-
ing his life work, the atom bomb,
come to fruition, somewhere in the
back of his mind, he was thinking
that now he could score with any
woman on the planet, because he
had the power of atomic weapon-
ry.

And that is what all of the male
gender’s violent and aggressive
activities can be traced back to.
Women find power sexy. Men find
ways to be powerful to get with
women. If that means killing
babies in order to prove they are
more powerful than the next guy,
men will do it. If it means making
a 700 megaton penis extension,
which by the way, is a wonderful
term, then men will do it. If all the
women of the world united and
told their men that there would be
no more sex until the world was a
Utopia, with peace, prosperity, and
adequate resources for all, the
world’s problems would be fixed
in a week, tops. Please fell free to
take offense to this statement, as I
am no doubt stepping on toes.

I’ve rambled on for a while, so I
will finish up with one more coun-
terpoint: Should the human race

reach a level of genetic mastery ~

whereby women could fertilize
their own eggs, such as the spiders
in Ms. Noosbig’s article, we would
cease to be the human race.
Women could not call themselves
women anymore, as that term
would -become obsolete. And
while one day an asexual

reality might becomé the norm,
for now, women are stuck with
men, and men with women. I sug-
gest we learn to love each other,
and just try to be content with all
of our flaws. :

From Josh Herzog

Letters Continued

Dear Editors of the Board

It has come to my attention that
because of a recent article on the
opinion page in the news paper,
NUGSS has become upset and
demanded are traction as well: as

an apology with the big or else

“we will pull your funding”
mantra.

While the NUGSS board has
every right to feel how ever it
wants it has no right to dictate
Over the edge’s content.I feel for
you guys but you are on a very
dangerous slope. 1 know that
there is considerable benefit to
keeping on NUGSS’s_ good
side;however NUGSS by passing a
resolution that violates, contracts
they have signed, NUGSS’s own
By-Laws, its Constitution, and the
Canadian Charter of rights and

Freedoms demonstrates that at ©

least on this issue they have no
respect for the freedom of the
Press. As the harassment board
feels that this is a non issue anda
simple disclaimer for the opinion
page is advised.

You MUST not back down and
give in to NUGSS's demands. I say
this as not only a former editor,
who has fought for the paper
before, but as some one who is
ardently opposed to muzzling of

‘the press and giving into black-

mail.Thank you for listening to my
Concerns

From Colleen (O’Grady)
Mahoney
>> Former News Editor

Editor,

Unfortunately I read the last
issue of Over the Edge and found
something rather disturbing. I
find that it is wonderful that the
newspaper allows the students to
express their feelings towards
events and conditions within the
school, but what I find disappoint-
ing is that some people express
these opinions without actually
thinking or supplying a full argu-
ment for their opinion. I am
speaking of the “Men in the
Modern World” submission and
while I hope this is a joke, I am sin-
cerely afraid it is not. Now if the
author of this less than charming
article had done her research, she
would have refrained from claim-
ing that only men cause wars, and
only men destroy societies.

Obviously someone needs a
really simplistic history lesson in
order to realize the fault of her
bantering. All of what I’m about to
say is from my prior knowledge
and conversations I have had with
others for I have not done enough
research to prove more and I apol-
ogize for that in advance. So obvi-
ously men are the only ones to
cause war because we are most
often the rulers, but lets consider
the 18th century. I'll start my spiel
regarding sadistic women with
Catherine the Great, This glorious
Russian waged wars against the
Ottoman Empire and invaded
most of the Eastern- European
states, attempting genocide or
exile of every Ottoman from their
homelands. Oh but let’s keep this
modern so that we parallel shall

we. I’m sure you feel that
Margaret Thatcher, a prime minis-
ter of Britain, had a penis because
she was just as involved in the
Cold War politics and arms race, as
anyone else. She also less than dis-
couraged the murder of many
Northern Irish, and didn’t take too
well to even the peaceful protests
against her, as evident from the
Mounted Police opening fire on
one by her orders. The only
advances that Margaret Thatcher
made on British culture were mili-
tary technologies oh but she’s just
an exception isn’t she? No, next I
will discuss Golda Meir, This glori-
ous Zionist ruler didn’t seem to
care about Arab needs,

but violently conquested the
Arab nations in order to expand
Israel.

Funny because I’m almost sure
that Golda Meir doesn’t have a
penis either.

Then theirs Bloody Mary, oh and
Queen Isabella who promoted the
Spanish Inquisition. Sorry I
jumped back to the past, my bad.
But because I'll let you do some of
the research and think about just
how horrible men are in compari-
son to women, I'll just give you
names of some others. Research
Indira Ghandi’s exploits, and Tz’u-
Hsi’s as well. I'm sure you'll find
that they have absolutely clean
records and did nothing that you
are claiming that “only men do”.
If you do find yourself incapable of
performing the necessary research
regarding the women I have men-
tioned in this article, perhaps think
of keeping an uneducated opinion
to yourself next time. Forl am sure
that when you expect “men should
be forced into non-existence” you
plan on doing so with giggles, sun-
shine and flowers, and not with
the big guns or “phalluses” you
claim only we use. Regarding
your last question I’m not so sure
what answer you are assuming
men would have to that question.
Unless you have been living in a
hole your whole life you must real-
ize that some men would prefer
either sex of alien to abduct them
or some would’be more inclined to
a male alien and some to a female
alien. We aren’t all the same. So I
ask this student and all students of
UNBC in the future, to actually
support their opinions with some-
thing intelligent or keep them to
yourself. But I do thank you for
making yourself look like a jackass
for mine, and many of my col-
leagues, some of which are
women’s amusement.

Owned.
From Adam Cullum

Dear OTE Editorial board

As a former Editor
(Photography, Ad manager), I am
always pleased to hear that you
are continuing to publish though
provoking and interesting articles.
We tried the boring but safe route

once, but nobody liked it (us), and

nobody read it (not even us, usual-
ly): The paper should generate
public debate, at times.

NUGSS, on the other hand, has
no business interfering in the con-

tent of the paper, at least not offi-
cially. The contract with OTE, and
the NUGSS bylaws state this clear-
ly. Unfortunately, to apologize or
retract an article in the paper,
whether expressed as the views of
OTE or the author, would be to
yield editorial control to the politi-
cians -- never a good precedent.
Remember to stay cool

-- they have short attention
spans.

From David Mahoney
>> former Photo Editor

Hi everyone,

It has come to my attention that
NUGSS is trying to flex their puny
little muscles and make Over The
Edge do things that they do not
necessarily want to do. They real-
ly don’t have the power, authority
and really any business to freeze
your funding until you do what
they say.

‘Over The Edge has editorial
autonomy and should not give
any ground on that front. Student
news papers across the country
have fought for the right to say
whatever they want (within the
laws of slander and libel and such)
and not have to be a puppet of the
student society on campus. By
caving on this issue, you will be
setting a bad and powerful prece-

Still Opinion Page 10

dent for the future.

How you handle this situation
is up to you (I would suggest hav-
ing a meeting with the offended
party, without NUGSS, and mak-
ing sure that the person who
raised the stink in the first place
feels that they have a voice, possi-.
bly suggesting a well written letter
to the editor to voice his/her opin-
ion on the matter), but unless you
were planning something before
NUGSS stepped up and started
bullying I would suggest telling
them togo blow it out their butts
(now would be a good time to
bring out the “bad cop, crazy cop”
routine.

It would help to take along’
copies of both your and their con-
sititutions pertaining to the matter
at hand. But I have begun to rant
and such and trust you to use your
judgements on this.

All the best,
Andrea Miners
>> Former Editor in Chief

PLEASE NOTE:

These letters do not necessari-
ly reflect the opinions of Over
the Edge or UNBC. In particu-
lar, just because a letter is
signed by a former staff mem-
ber, doesn’t mean the current
members necessarily endorse
their opinions.

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your way

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