Apr 3, 2000 e Edge Page 11

Kornered On Kampus

By Dana Schwehr

So, now that everyone is worrying frantically
about finishing papers, or worrying about that
late midterm, I’m coming across more and
more people that are wondering just why
exactly they came to University. Around this
time of year, a lifetime commitment to working
at McDonald's is starting to sound pretty good
to me. Plus I’ve decided to change my major,
again, and now I’m kind of lost...but I’m not
the only one out there with those crazy
thoughts in my head. So, in an attempt to give
my own life some direction, | thought I’d use

this column yet again to start conversations
with random strangers, and ask other people
just what they are doing at UNBC. Why did
they come here, and have they had some
amazing revelation that has changed their life
for the better. And if they have had this reve-
lation, where can | find one of my own. Well,
no one was able to help me with that one, and
the answers | got seemed to reflect the fact
that everyone’s brains are running out of their
ears from writing too many last minute
papers. So here ya go, this week’s Kornered
on Kampus Question,

“Why are you really at UNBC?”

No other University would accept me.
Justin, 2nd year Undeclared

Because it’s five and a half hours away
from my parents.
Miwa, 2nd year Undeclared

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To check out the Northern @$$.
Shanaaz, 1st year Undeclared

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Because | like penguins. .
Tim, 4th year Finance

Because I’m a big idiot.
Jill, 4th year Wildlife Biology

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Not another place would accept me.
Adam, 1st year Computer Science

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Aries

Be wary of anyone offering
you congratulations on your
astounding winnings from
last week. They are only try-
ing to confuse you while their
friend is rummaging through
your stuff. If you are not
careful you may find that you
no longer have any high-
lighters.

Taurus :
This week you should think
about what you will be doing
with your future. The stars
indicate that you will have
great clarity of mind this
week and plus you don’t want
to end up living in a card-
board box underneath a
bridge in Vancouver, now do
you?

Gemini

Your life has taken on a
somewhat hazy unreal quali-
ty of late as everything has
come to a head at the end of
the semester. Just remem-
ber that things will begin to
come into focus again some-
time next Christmas and then
you can really start getting
things done.

Cancer

You are fated to find out
things about yourself this
week. You may not wish to
know about these things, but
they must be known. You
cannot hide from the truth, or
it will seek you out and be
even harder to accept.

Leo

Your ability to procrastinate is
amazing. You are the epito-
my of laziness. Despite this
fact you will be able to
achieve greatness this week
in the areas of education,
finances and_ personal
achievement.

Virgo

This week you will find that
there are free things coming
your way from all. quarters.
These gifts of fate will be
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useful now that the semester
is ending and your budget is
getting tighter.

Libra

This week you should pre-
pare yourself for important
news from someone you
know. They will be the last
person you expect and the
first person you see in the
coming time.

Scorpio

In the immediate future there
is excitement and travel, so
pack your bags and get
ready to go on the road trip of
your life. Where you go is up
to you, but don’t forget to
have a good time and send
plenty of postcards.

Sagittarius

The sign of the pigeon has
appeared on the horizon of
your future. This indicates
that you will have incredibly
good luck for the next twenty-
four hours. Make the most of
your time and head on down
to the casino.

Capricorn

Your companions this week
will find that you have
become tiresome and decide
that they no longer want to be
with you. Do not take this
personally. They will come
back in time and be better
than they have ever been
before. You may want to find
other companions though if
they treat you like that.

Aquarious

Don’t forget to eat your veg-
etables this week. We don't
want you ending up with
scurvy now do we?

Pisces

in your dealings with fate this
week you will be kicked,
beaten and defeated. Don't
let this get you down.
Fortune’s wheel is continually
turning and you won’t be on
the bottom forever.