October 26, 1998 Over The Edge Page 3 Thomas King: Profile of a Writer by Bruce Arthur Thomas King should feel as if he’s on top of the world. He's considered one of the greatest living Native writers in Canada, he’s comfort- ably ensconced as a professor at the University of Guelph, and his radio show, The Dead Dog Cafe Comedy Hour, is one of the most successful programs to hit the CBC in years. Instead, King is just tired. "The hits just keep on coming,” he sighs. That allusion to radio disc jockeys could refer to an unlikely radio career which is heading into its third season. Or to his writing. Or even his photography. All his life, Tom King has been a can-do guy. No matter what people asked him to do, Tom could do it. Or so he claimed. "| always said that, all my life” he laughs. “! was a great liar to myself. Always kidding myself. Somebody would say ‘Who can do this?’-I can do it!’ "Well, it turns out that he wasn’t kidding. King can do it. Whatever it is. At UBC as part of a distinguished __ visiting scholar lecture series, Tom King always has a lot to do. The Dead Dog Cafe, with its closing edict of “Stay calm. Be brave. Wait for the signs,” will broadcast 21 episodes this season. And as the show’s popu- larity just keeps spi- ralling up, King can't fig- ure out why. "We started out as a lark! | still don't know how it happened,” he laughs. “I don’t think anybody does.” King writes and stars in the fif- teen minute show which runs once a week on CBC Radio One's This Morning. And while his own acting skills are, by his own admission, less than sparkling, the Dead Dog Cafe is a genuine phenomenon. "I am the world's worst actor,” he says with another laugh that comes from deep inside his sturdy six foot- four frame. “I just love doing it, that’s all.” The Cafe stars King as him- self, and takes place in the Cafe in Blossom, Alberta-the setting for his landmark novel Green Grass, RunningWater-along with the genial Jasper Friendlybear and the deadpan Gracie Heavy hand. King, who is the straight man to Jasper and Gracie's wild cards, wanted the show to be entertaining. But he also wanted to make a state- ment. “l wanted to make it Native, | wanted to make it funny, and | wanted to make it polliti- cal if | could. | also want- ed to make it sort of bozoish.” Dead Dog Cafe is all those things. They hand out authentic Indian names to lucky listeners (“Hairy...Body...Parts!”), give Traditional Aboriginal Decorating Tips (car bodies and dogs for reserves were two popular sugges- tions), and offer up Reserve Recipes (“peo- ple said you can’t kill a dog on live radio,” says King).The show suc- cessfully blends a strong political bent with cheer- ful irreverence. Which is how King likes it.”I’ve only got 15 minutes, and | can’t get too profound. But maybe | can get people thinking, and if | can get them thinking, great. "To King, one of the strengths of The Dead Dog Cafe is that is allows him to say what he wants without getting atop a soapbox. "No one wants to see me on the editorial page complain- ing about what | don't like. For instance, am | worned that big banks are just going to run over the Canadian public? Yes | am. Or the Royal Commission on Aboriginal People-the government reacted to none of the recommen- dations, yet they spent all this time and all this money. You'd — think they’d have some inter- est in it. "The show is still sharply political, though. Royal Commission Report recommenda- tions are read aloud by Jasper. Road blockade reports are happily encouraged. The show keeps a light tone, but skewers its targets with- deadly accuracy. And King, who is referred to as “the white Indian” by Jasper and Gracie, is often the one with the bulls-eye on his fore- head. "When Jasper says, ‘You’re much bet- ter off than we are,’ and | say, ‘Well, I'm not that better off,’ he says, ‘You get a tax return?” He pauses. “Well, everyone gets a tax return.’ And he says ‘I didn’t get a tax return. Gracie, you get a tax return?’ It's only right that I'm the butt of the jokes.” King, whose father was Cherokee and whose mother was of Greek and German descent, says he realis- es that there were Natives who grew up off the reserve who had it worse than he did; he has never lived on a reserve, largely owing to the fact that Cherokees don’t have reserves in Canada anymore. And in his childhood, though “pretty decent,” was poor. That imprint of poverty has stayed with King his entire life.”You don’t recover from those things, they don't go away. There’s no nobility to poverty. There’s just poverty. But I’ve been able to manage it, partly because I've been suc- cessful. If you don’t think you're worth a whole hell of a lot, it's better if you've got five dollars in your pocket. | don’t think poverty is much good for anything except makin’ you sad.” King is a man with firm opinions, but wants nothing of the role of spokesman for Canadian aboriginal people. He can speak for himself, but won’t do it for other Natives. He has been approached to speak on national Native issues, but most often says no. He says he doesn’t know enough about the issues. He'll only opine about the Nisga’a treaty in a gen- eral way, the tribes can speak for themselves, he says. "| worry about new treaties being struck rather than old treaties being honoured-it’s always a compromise, it's Natives who make the compromise. If the Lakota ever got to the point where they could negotiate the Black Hills Treaty with the govern- ment, and say we have a treaty that gave us the Black Hills, so why don’t you give us the Black Hills. And the govern- ment would say no way.” King is also concerned about David Black’s edict to the 60 newspa- pers he owns in BC not to write any pro-Nisga’a deal! editorials. King says he accepts that Black can do it so long as he doesn’t care about a free press. But King also believes that the press was never that free to begin with. "I think we live under a lot of illu- sions,” he says slowly. “The illusion that we really do live in a partici- patory democracy, the illusion that the press is free, corporate citizens are good citizens, capi- talism works and every- body's happy.” King also knows that Black’s anti- Nisga’a stance will affect more than just the edito- rial page. "| was a photo- journalist in Australia and New Zealand for a number of years, and | know full well that when the editor comes down and says, ‘We don’t want any of this Indian-lovin’ shit in the paper,’ you know.” But photojournal- ism, radio, and acting aside, Tom King is, above all, a writer. But always a Native writer. His tag as ‘One of Canada’s greatest living Native writers’ rather than simply one of Canada’s greatest living writers, doesn’t bother him. "I don’t mind. Am | Native first or a writer first? | can’t get away from being Native, you could think that | wasn’t a writer. | just want to be living.” He laughs that deep laugh before becoming serious again. “If you line me up against Atwood, or Ondaatje, or Robertson Davies, or WO Mitchell...| think | write every bit as well as any of those do. What they have that | don’t is a body of work. | can only produce a novel every 4 or 5 years.” King doesn't know what he’ll do next. The radio show won't last more than four or five years, he thinks, and his job at the University of Guelph is stable. But he'll continue to write, he’d like to return to seri- ous photography, and would like to try his hand at directing. Wherever Tom King decides to go, you can be sure that it'll be worth watching. And whatever he takes on, he can do it. Just ask him. 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