Over the Edge + October 26, 2005 - Opin ion 7

COMPILED BY
EARSON GIBSON / TABATHA LUNDHOLM
ARTS EDITOR / STAFF WRITER

QUESTION With the teachers’ strike going on, we may have to look for new people to
teach us. If you had to choose, would you rather have Gordon Campbell teach you how
to drive a car or Donald Trump teach you how to comb your hair?

Taylor Heather Perry (VP. MUGGS] Peyman
“Gordon Campbell because my hair is al- “Td go with Donald Trump because that hair “Donald Trump... Go Donald!” “Donald Trump, so that as soon as he showed
ready pretty beautiful.” seems to have mystical powers.” me I would tell him he’s fired.’

Dana Katie Tom

“Blue pigs and jingle-bells on them. Gordon Campbell because no “Donald Trump and the hair, although it looks bad, noth- “Td probably go with Donald Trump cause he has a stylin’ doo.
matter what fuck-ups you get into he'll get you out of it. I stand by ing that he does is bad... I don't think his hair is that bad ‘The comb-over is a classic. I would totally go for a comb over
my original statement.’ ; : actually.” mullet.’

BS Pein

Becky Justin Natalee
“Gordon Campbell because he probably drives better than “Id probably benefit from Gordo’ drinking and driving “Donald Trump and the hair because comb-overs are
Ido.” ; skills if I ever get in that situation.’ pretty sweet. It's like a sun-roof for your head’

Kevin : Simone Heather
“Gordon Campbell, at the end of it, even if we didn't crash “Donald Trump combing hair because I value my safety over “I hate Donald Trump's hair so much, Why have hair like
I could claim whiplash and get a good settlement. But, if my appearance.” that when he has so much money?”

Donald combs my hair, I could also probably get whiplash.’