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- —-By Cory Hicks

Pagel5- Over The Edge -

n “Over The Edge” X-mas

Twas the night before deadline, and all through the “Edge”,
All the members were tense, going right off a ledge!
The editor and staff were way past their due. “ef
The paper was late, as they already knew! i
Paul was a mess, his veins were a fillin’

~ With blood which was bubbling, just ready for killin’!
But Santa saw how the staff was in trouble,
So he took his sleigh through all the snow and the rubble.
He burst through the door with a smile on his face,
Cause’ he figured the staff was in outer space.
He helped Vince write a Christmas Top Ten,

Just so he wouldn’t get hate mail (AGAIN!)
He gave Matt a book on safety attire,

Which Matt looked at once, then set it on fire!
He gave Kara a phone, which she plainly refused,
ause’ long distance calls she’d always abuse.
~ He then waved his hands, and second-to-none,
All of the “Over The Edge” issues were done!!
The staff was amazed, and shouted “HOORAY!!” t&
Because now that that the papers out, they don't have to stay!
They at the jolly fat man, as they all took their leave,
And the morale to this story? You’ve GOT to believe!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAVE A HAPPY NEW
YEAR FRO HE “OVER THE EDGE” STAFF!!!!