PSEUDO-PAGE 2:
TOILETS & FLAVOUR, TOGETHER
AT LAST!

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WILL YOU BE LIVING IN THE

SHADOW OF THE NEW NUCLEAR
ISTACK?

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“AMERICANS ON CANADIAN
TURF? IT’S TIME TO RAISE THOSE
CANADIAN FLAG BOXERS HIGH
INTO THE WIND AND RAISE A
STINK!

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UMMMM, WELL, THERE IS SOME
;REAL NEWS LEFT OUT THERE, IT
SEEMS...AND, UH, WELL, WE PUT
IT HERE. (SHHHHH!!!)

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MORE PAGE 5

Pho 9: A Tempore Rift from one of Todd Whitcombe Viad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Reaetalit E
World of Science” productions unleashes a Giant Ant on the UNBC Campus. After PAGE 6
devouring any of the texts that might possibly be useful from the Library building,

spoiled food from the fridges in Residence managed to take the creature out. Photo [gs\el Site
Courtesy of UNBC Communications MORE PAGE 7

WE CONTROL THE HORIZONTAL, WE CONTROL THE peeypo-pace 9:

VERTICAL, BUT MOBODY CAN COMTROL TIE PING PONG PLAYERS HEARING
SHEER POWER OFTHE RAZOR'S EDGE (A DIVISION VOICES? WE HAVE THE ANSWER!
OF/OVER THE EDGE AND HALLMARK GREETINGS ames,

CARDS.) BE AFRAID, BEVERY AFRAID, HIDE INTHE GLus: GLus! GLUB!

SLOSET AND MUNCH ON YOUR TOES FOR NUTHE

TION THis Is OUR APRIEEOOLUS EDMION, SOA PSEUDO-PAGE 12

: VAG
ON, THIS TS OU ALE POOLS EDITION, SOTA ele
TINA RAGES AND CALL LS Init NM@RIINIG: THE DAY!