September 21, 1999 | CLASSIFIEDS Over The Edge Page 15 JOB OPPS. JOBOPPS. JOBOPPS. JOBOPPS. JOBOPPS. _ Se aayi40 tr Vancower eS aaron mahoney _ October 27-31. TESOL teacher certification uncultured editor kevin milos nudes editor nicole larson shorts editor jeremy fung potato editor teryn desmet deporters travis alexander dzaray bisanz jeremy fung jeremy karlson nicole larson dana schwehr potatographers teryn desmet karin fennell comics/graphics andrea larson matt stewart production travis alexander teryn desmet karin fennell lena henning jeremy karison andrea larson david mahoney support staff free standing production coordinator travis alexander other information Over The Edge is the offi- cial publishing media of students at the university of northern british coilum- bia. As such, we are required to report on issues of interest to stu- dents in the northern region. We can be reached by several methods as out- lined below and encour- age all students, both those on the main campus and regional campuses, to take part in Over The Edge. Phone: 1-250-960-5633 Fax: 1-250-960-5407 Email: over-the-edge @unbc.ca Address: Over The Edge 3333 University Way Prince George, B.C. V2N 4Z9 course (or by correspon- dence). 1,000’s of jobs available NOW. Free infor- mation package, toll free 1-888-270-2941. WANTED Volunteers to help with the construction of student newspaper. Visit the Over the Edge office in the Winter Garden. BOOKS FOR SALE I’ve moved to Toronto and need to get rid of some of my old text books. Buy Biology-The unity and diversity of Live with the study guide for only $50 (or buy only the text at the bookstore for $110). Buy Social Psychology for $30 or in the bookstore for $100.25. Check out these other tiles and make me an offer. ¢ False Memory ¢ Concepts and themes in the regional geography of Canada ¢ The American People ¢ Organizational Behaviour ° The Human Mosaic * Experimental Psychology ° Destinies * Human Development Talk to Aaron at the Over The Edge office. Qualifications include: ¢ A working knowledge of, and/or sound, film, and PA equipment is vital ¢ Ability to work with all types of people in many different and changing environments. ¢ Be able to work long and changing shifts that will not be constant from week to another Please forward resumes in confidence to : Employment Opportunity Audio Visual Technician The Northern Undergraduate Student Society of the University of Northern British colum- bia invites applications for the position of Audio Visual Technician. The ideal candidate will be committed to providing services and support to the students of the Society. You will utilize your knowledge of electronics and sound equipment to provide high quality services to the students of UNBC The closing date for this application is October 5, 1999 at 4:00pm. Interviews for short listed candidates is tentatively scheduled for October 7th to 11th. Only those applicants selected for an interview will be contacted. Three Lines Free Warning to Physics 115 students, the prof will physically explode if you talk enough in his class. An excellent example of violent chemi- cal reactions resulting in three dimensional kinetic motion. Enswine To the person who left their lights on in the res parking lot. Your battery is probably dead. White knight Notice to the students who were the first to be evicted out of the residences in the first week. Congratulations for being outwitted by the housing staff. Res vet Don’t need your internal organs but will die without a coffee? Buy a coffee at the Starbucks outlet on campus. Dear CTS, the problems you are having with the mac lab can be solved by putting the little: pronged thing into the slots in the wall. To the woman calling my name while | was walking in the res parking lot, you’ re not so hot but your boyfriend really turns my crank. | was a lonely dream until | saw two valkryies in the fitness centre yesterday. | will soldier on in the hopes that they will come to pick up my broken body from the battlefield of life. Odysseus To the two who incessantly chew gum in English 200. If you are unable to stop snap- ping your gum, | will start calling you the Bubble Gum Twins. Chew me and Blow me. Ready to snap Got that sinking feeling? It’s not early semes- Chris Reid, Treasurer Northern Undergraduate Student Society Suite #7-234, 3333 University Way Prince George, BC V2N 4Z9 or by fax to (250) 960.5617 ter blues. It’s just the university going with the flow down towards 15 Ave. Note to the students at UNBC. The sex shows in the basement have moved to new time. Contact local 5622. The newest form of torture known to students. A three hour night class of what else? Finance. Note to prof: you can only talk about portfolios for so long. Try a little rap to liven things up. Lost student Found. One set of perfectly working male gen- italia. May claim by describing. Lost. My balls. Always travel together and answer to the name “Beans”. Eunuch v wW wW