r4.2 Kornered On Kampus You get some interesting answers when you ask peo- ple what they would most want for Christmas. Some people have no idea, and some people have lots ideas. They whip the list out of their wallet and recite everything they really want from now until they die. Others have a vague idea. What | noticed most though was there were quite a few who won't be get- ting anything (from Santa anyway), because they are just waaaaaaaayyyyy too naughty. Shane Goodwin Macullo ” Biology/Fishery An aero fly rod and Santa’ list of all the naughty girls. a D vs 3 ® A ski-doo (if the wife woul keep it) 5 : D 128 - c= © oe = O oD IPED 5s OD flee - 2 = OF ic O aay = is Poe = . PS 3 > jc 2 oo ox 26 28 5 | x “ = > =O =o | have a double bed and | need sheets for it and | would like someone all wrapped up in it. A snowboard ee money to afford a truck, Northface climbing stuff, boots and lots more, but | know I’m not going to get any of it. qe co “<> & = ae = he “ao _1 mM Ow ‘Straight A’s, a set of encyclopedias | don’t know. and Marcell Aries Every party needs a poop- er that’s why we invited you. Taurus It didn’t matter that you voted, cause you know what? You don’t matter (in the political system, any- You really should get your butt in gear. If you think that you are going to pass your exams without study- ing, you are in Lala land. Go on, get moving. | mean NOW!!! Cancer You will be facing a once in a lifetime opportunity this week as you prepare to do your best. Don’t forget where you come from and where you are going, so as not to lose sight of what you are aiming for. Leo Think before you speak, and do your laundry before you end up wearing your desperation underwear and your fuzzy sweat pants to school. Virgo | can’t take it anymore! The stress is finally getting to me. | have to tell the truth. I’m a fraud. All these horo- scopes are just made up in order to amuse you. | hope you can still love me now that you know the truth. Fast food will be the bane of your existence, and your waistline. Avoid it like the plague. Libra You will never enter the spotlight of life unless you take chances and find the pushy part of your soul, because you know that stars often don’t have tal- ent. All you need is the ability to be pushy without anyone noticing. Scorpio Perfect the art of mooching and you will never need to work again. On the other hand if perfect the art of mooching all your friends may abandon you. Sagittarius Your careful preparations will come to naught, but take heart they would have caused you a lot of trouble anyway if they had come to fruition. Aquarius Candy canes will play an important role in your life this week. Pisces Your resume _ will be padded by the events to come in the near future. Take advantage of these opportunities.