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PrideUNBC will not be meeting again
until January 2004. Thanks to all of

those who have been so devoted to show- ~

ing your support. Keep an eye on our
web site for further details. (http://pride-
unbc.tripod.com)

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Attn: Music Lovers

Get Involved! We’re Canada’s largest
independent label, Nettwerk Productions,
and we're looking for passionate, driven
music lovers for our Street Team.
Members will be involved with artists like
Sarah McLachlan, Gob, Swollen Members,
Tiésto and Delirium to name a few. In
return, we'll hook you up with some tunes
‘n’ tickets for your efforts. For more
details, contact our Street Team
Coordinator, April Cote, at cote@net-
twerk.com.

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Cool Jazz

The Blue Star Caberet presents cool jazz
with the Something Else Quartet! Eric
Tompkins guitar, Terry Kosowick trumpet,
Bruce Baycroft bass and Barry McKinnon
on drums.

Saturday - December 6

$10 cover *** Door opens at 8:30 pm

Art Space 1685 3rd Ave 563.6637

Northern Perspectives

Dy ral collective poem by studen ts of ENVS 3 11 ¥ >> Tokyo night... do do da da da

Traveing the: shifting land-

8. ae ee .
It draws me in.

But suddenly | look around

_ And feel so alone

* Saturday and Sunday

he a

Below are the library’s hours for
December:

December 1 - 11
Monday to Friday 8am- 11 pm

10 am - 11 pm
December 12 - 23 ’
Monday to Friday 8am -6pm
Saturday and Sunday —_ Closed.
The library will be open on
December 24 from 8 am - noon
The library will be closed from
December 25 - January 4
Regular hours will be reinstated on
January 5

‘Over The Edge is UNBC’s
official student newspaper,
and as a service to. the stu-
dents we offer:

free classifieds to all
clubs, services, groups

and individuals at-UNBC.

To. take advantage of this
offer, please submit your
classifieds by e-mail to
boothr@unbc.ca or drop
them off at the Over The
Edge office. Please keep
your classifieds brief, and to
a limit of 60 words

I’ve been away too long

from the crowd

| have learned to live off the

land
and follow my instincts

for the wonderful nature that e

God gave us
For the lovely people
We have in our true north

| am not used to being away

New Submission Guidelines

Due to the overwhelming desire to submit to the student
newspaper that most students have had this semester, Over
the Edge has had to bring back the dreaded maximum
length submission guidelines.

We ask that all submissions be kept to a maximum length
of 1000 words. If submissions are longer than this length,
Over the Edge reserves the right to edit down submissions
so that they meet this guideline.

We do not do this out of malicious intent to you, or your
writing, but simply as a way to ensure that all students have
access to space in Over the Edge.

We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause to our
contributors.

Less words Scotty! Less words! Cut
her down to 1000! Also... my toupee
is losing structural integrity...

Captain! I
ean’t take
it down any
further!
The article
is gunna
blow!

THREE LINES FREE....

>> Why are you reading this paper! Go study!
... tokyo nights... crap blah blah.
>> Go buy Muse's new album! It rocks! GO!

>> Over the Edge and Buttsex sitting is a tree... D.V.D.A. I-N-G...

>> Dear anybody... if you have a photo enlarger or a neg scanner, please
leave it at the Over the Edge office.

> Legwarmer! Legwarmers! Where are you? I’m sorry I didn’t let you
gussy me up today Phil. I was too crabby.

I refuse to pay good money to play a computer game where I get to
wash dishes!

>>. Becky hates take home finals!

We shall treasure this gifted ‘ >> Graham! I have some CUPLOVE for you! C/O you know who...

landscape
with all of our shearts =

Submitted by their professor
on their behalf .

>> New Glade buttplugs! They don’t block your outlet, and they double
as a nightlight and an air freshener!

>> Secret Santa... secret Sanchez... same thing.

>> Have you listened to Muse yet?

>> I’m fucking petrified of women, and there’s no centre for me!
-Ross (a man)

>> Your cat eats shoe inserts! Motherfucker!

>> PrideUNBC would like to wish you all the very best of luck on your
exams this ferm. Wishing everyone a very happy Holiday Season, —
and a fantastic new year! Wishing you and yours, a very gay old time
this Holiday season. ;)