LOST & FOUND FOUND: 1 pr ladies sunglasses l ear ring 1 pr coloured child's mitts l white glasses case 2 black buttons l friendship ring The articles can be re-claimed from the office in the retail store. LINE LOGIC Polygon: A dead parrot. Guillotine: A French chopping center. There's one thing about money matters - it does. Running a rabbit farm is a hare raising experience. A man isn't completed until he's married. After that he's finished. Sign at a nudist camp: "Come in where the peeling is mutual". The taxpayer may be the first of America's natural resources to be exhausted. The popularity of dieting simply proves that people will go to great lengths to avoid getting great widths. And finally there was the lovely young girl who said she never accepted gifts from perfect strangers, but always added, "Who's perfect?" "That new guy sure is smart. He learned all I could teach him in half an hour." TO ALL READERS: The Asbestos Sheet staff take this opportunity to wish its readers Sincere Best. Wishes during the Christmas festivities and trust that 1971 will be a happy and prosperous year for all. We are informed by our local R.C.M.P. Detachment that the Breath- alizer will be used over the holidays - we feel as they do, that prevention is better than cure, so - DON'T DRINK DON'T DRIVE IF YOU DRIVE - IF YOU DRINK - THE EDITOR