LOST & FOUND
FOUND:

1 pr ladies sunglasses

l ear ring

1 pr coloured child's mitts
l white glasses case

2 black buttons

l friendship ring

The articles can be re-claimed from
the office in the retail store.

LINE LOGIC
Polygon: A dead parrot.
Guillotine: A French chopping center.

There's one thing about money matters -
it does.

Running a rabbit farm is a hare raising
experience.

A man isn't completed until he's
married. After that he's finished.

Sign at a nudist camp: "Come in where
the peeling is mutual".

The taxpayer may be the first of
America's natural resources to be
exhausted.

The popularity of dieting simply proves
that people will go to great lengths to
avoid getting great widths.

And finally there was the lovely young
girl who said she never accepted gifts
from perfect strangers, but always
added, "Who's perfect?"

"That new guy sure is smart. He
learned all I could teach him in
half an hour."

TO ALL READERS:

The Asbestos Sheet staff take
this opportunity to wish its readers
Sincere Best. Wishes during the
Christmas festivities and trust that
1971 will be a happy and prosperous
year for all.

We are informed by our local
R.C.M.P. Detachment that the Breath-
alizer will be used over the
holidays - we feel as they do, that

prevention is better than cure, so -

DON'T DRINK
DON'T DRIVE

IF YOU DRIVE -
IF YOU DRINK -

THE EDITOR