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suggestions from Keith and a
recording studio later, the
quartet pumped out its soul-
filled melodic — self-titled
“Boys-To-Men-Like” debut O/
Skool. Fronting song with
titles such as Don’t be Afraid
to Interlude, Just Between
You and Me, and Am !/
Dreaming (Featuring Keith
Sweat and Xscape), these
guys are reputed as being
the type which “the ladies will
swoon over when the see
and hear them and the guys
will thank for being so
smooth.” Can they teach you
a few love lessons?

Sully
| Have Much To Report

(Nettwerk/Universal)Sully is
a interseting mesh of techno
and dreamy melodies. Sully’s
lead vocalist, Becke
Gainforth, provides unrecog-
nizable yet huanting lyrics
that blend with the quick
tempo present in most of
their songs. The group is
based in Ottawa and their
albums are released through
the little known but. still
impressive Nettwerk
Records, which in turn dis-
tributes through the even
mightier Universal. Their
music and _ indistinguishable
lyrics are perfect for doing
homework. The music is soft
enough not to be disturbing
yet energetic enough to keep
you awake (goodness knows
those text books can’t do it).
| was especially moved by
the stirring guitar strains on
the song “15” and the emo-
tions that came across in the
touching “Ethyl”. If you are
listening to it just to hear the
music the songs can start to
sound repetitive but if you
like rave music you will enjoy
it anyway. All in all a good
album and well worth check-
ing out. ©

Sector Beta 2Gamma3 |
Clandestine Operations Tactical Surveillance Team

Report

Declassified: March 27, 1998

As many of you are not
aware, it is the purpose of the
OTE Covert Operations
Division to act primarily as an
information gathering source.
With recent emergencies
such as flooding refrigerators
in the OTE Darkroom, we
found it necessary to declas-
sify tactical information
regarding our surveillance
reports of the darkroom to
clear up any random and
unjust rumors or accusations
regarding the large pool of
water found there one fateful
morning last week.

At approximately six o’clock
on Monday evening, the
accompanying photo that
you see was taken or our
Editor in Chief. As you can
see, he is carrying a small
dinosaur around with him on
his shoulder. After spending
the entire day speaking to it
and spending many quiet
moments with it, UNBC
Sanitarium officials declared
him insane and proceeded to
chase him around the school
with oversized butterfly nets.
They finally lured him into a
simple snare like trap, using
no less than twelve boxes of
coke as bait.

While in the UNBC base-
ment insanity containment
unit, the twelve boxes of
Coke which the Editor had
ingested kicked in, causing
him to gain superhuman
strength. He allegedly broke
through all restraints and
forced his way into the eleva-
tor shaft in the library build-
ing, where he climbed to
safety. You may have
noticed the fact that it was
out of order for a day. This
was due to the damage
which he caused while claw-
ing his. way up the elevator
guide rails.

Once out he proceeded to
the only place of safety that
he knew. The OTE dark-
room. After hiding from offi-
cials for a period of three
days, letting the whole situa-
tion return to normal and
everything wash over, the
Chief unwittingly unplugged

the darkroom refrigerator for
defrosting.

To this day we are still
unsure why he did not par-
take of the simple act of plac-
ing a towel at the base of the
cooling unit, but recent ther-
mal scans of the Editor’s
brain point out a deficiency in
memory reflexes related to
surplus Coke levels in the
bloodstream. It is probable
that he simply forgot about
the fact that he did not
defrost the freezing unit for.
the previous three years and
the drip tray might overflow.
This does not explain the
free canoeing lessons he
was giving in the resulting
pool of water the next morn-

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ing though. We are
currently decoding
infrared scans of the
darkroom from this
mysterious evening.
Keep reading for the
resulting pictorials -
they may be quite
graphic.
Until
worry.

then, don't

We are
watching you.
Always. Over The
Edge Clandestine
St ee eee eee
Surveillance Team
signing off.

= Over the Edge Editor and
friend.

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