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December 1, 2010 + Over the Edge

Take the Christmas Challenge
What kind of treat do you deserve this Holiday season?

Ecarerina Ciugureanu
Features Editor

no

Advent

Pomegranates Calendar!
and Christmas

Oranges!

Candy ; Coal — that's

what you get
Canes! Siri ac
or being so

freakin’ picky.

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Floroscopes

What will you future be like in the
coming moths?

ARIES
YOU BETTER START YOU CHRISTMAS SHOPPING EARLY . REMEBER

WHEN ALL TH E STORES SOLD OUT OF FURBIES? YOU DON’T WANT
THAT TO HAPPEN AGAIN.

TAURUS

YOU ARE GOING TO GET COAL IN YOUR STALKING. THERE IS NOTHING
YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.

GEMINI

YOU SHOULD GO ON A HOLIDAY THIS YEAR. ITS TIME TO GET AWAY.
BREATHING TIME WILL ALLOW YOU TO HAVE A BETTER START IN THE
NEW YEAR.

CANCER

YOU WILL COME INTO SOME MONEY IN THE NEW YEAR. YOU WILL
ALSO BE GIVEN A KITTEN.

LEO

ITS TIME FOR A CAREER CHANGE. STRIVE FOR SOMETHING MORE
FULLFILLING, EVEN IF THE PAY SUCKS.

VIRGO

YOU WILL BREAK UP WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER THREE DAYS
AFTER KWANZA.

LIBRA

ITS TIME TO BUY A NEW CAR. YOU SHOULD BUY SOMETHING OSTEN-
TATIOS BECAUSE YOU ARE BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE.

SCORPIO

OU SHOULD DELETE YOUR FACEBOOK ACCOUNT. THOSE ARE NOT
OUR REAL FRIENDS.

SAGITARIUS
IF YOU BUY AN IPOD SHUFFLE, YOU WILL LOSE IT.

CAPRICORN

OU ARE AWESOME AND BEATUIFUL AND YOU ALWAYS WILL BE.

AQUARIUS

UST BECAUSE YOU CRAVE PICKLES DOSEN’T MEAN YOUR PREGGERS.
STILL, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY CHECK THAT OUT.

PISCES

DON’T STAND UNDER ANY PRECARIOUS CHANDALIERS . THINGS HAVE
A TENDANCY OF BREAKING.