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Pit ete 4, By A ye, Christmas Carols for those
Who Really Love Christmas...

Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
had a very shiny nose.

Let me-tell you. a secret;

it’s from a drug overdose!

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All of the other Reindeer

used to laugh and call him names.
That is what drove poor Rudolph
to escape into Cocaine.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve

Santa came to Say,

“Rudolph, we know what you’ve done.”
The police came and took him away.

Now. all the Reindeer are straight;
they’ve given up.PCP,

quaaludes, and marijuana,

and flying high on LSD. .

V’ll be Cloned for Christmas

I'll be Cloned for Christmas,.
there’ll be three of me;

¥. One to Work, and One to Shop,
#1 and One just for Partys.

Christmas Eve, I’m certain,
| won't be alone;

I'll be home for Christmas,
‘or else I’ll send a Clone!

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