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Mid-Term Stress Relievers
Fun ways to not go crazy during exam time

| took this monumentally important and riv-
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| had seen it done before, and it wasn’t
realistically approached. in fact, | had
probably even seen it in this very paper five
years ago in my hazy and relatively un-
academic first year.

Everyone knows what to expect with a title
like this one. Suggested solutions like lots
of exercise, adequate sleep, meditation,
and that wonderful new-age cure aro-
matherapy. These are all probably highly
effective and healthy ways of preventing
total mental collapse, but do they really
apply to the average U.N.B.C. student? |
don’t think so.

After all, we are unique. We have chosen to
attend a university where not only the air
quality would send Keith Richards into res-
piratory failure, but it regularly reaches -40
every winter. It would also be relevant to
note that judging from the conversation in
the halls around 10% of the student body
are planning on shooting something in the
next two weeks. (I wouldn’t want to be a
moose in this town.)

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northern students-crazy little freaks that

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of his eyebrows. (Only one, it looks worse).

Run! See you're getting’ exercise.

* Gather up 4 or 5 of your friends and run
naked down 15th Avenue. Stop at Timmy’s
for and apple fritter. Good nutrition is
important.

* | won’t even go into the northern version
of aromatherapy as this paper doesn’t offi-
cially condone the use of that officially ille-
gal herb.

* Buy a Big Mac combo at Rotten Roney’s
and take it to the library. Sit your self down
at a table on the first floor...watch the
expression on the staffs’ faces.

* Walk into a Comm400 class and start
arguing leftist or even communist
economies wearing a Sierra Club T-shirt.
Those people will eat you alive.

* Show-up at the Cadillac Ranch in Fubu
gear, a wallet chain, dread locks and a hat
that reads, “Cowboys Suck!” Sit down and
make some new friends.

* Last but not least, for you real crazy ones,
head on down to PG.R.H. emergency
walking “kinda funny-like.” Lean across the
counter and whisper to the nurse, “ Ya ever
hear of gerbilling?” And they thought it was
just a sick urban legend!

| truly hope | have offended at least some
people. After all, if you were offended, you
weren’t stressing over your mid-terms.