COMICS / RECIPES

December 2 2002

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Aries

Filthy filthy doom. All of your
children will die...if you have
children...so don’t have chil-
dren. But then, you might die
before you get the chance...so
maybe you should try to be
fruitful (or something).

Taurus

Flying hedgehogs have a ten-
dency to attack people - hid-
ing in a bush may be your only
option. Remember the moose
don’t bite.

Gemini

Split personality disorders are
serious problems. If you see
any giant penguins named
PenPen you’ should run

dreams involving school. If
any of your term papers come
and bite you in the @ss then
maybe you should take that as
a hint and not procrastinate.

Leo

Popples will run amuck in your
house, but on bright side -
their ball forms make really
good soccer balls.

Virgo

Cheesies may be your
DOOM. *ahem’*. Being careful
around junk food is always a
good idea - you know what's
in BBQ chips right?

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Libra

Giant flip flops are the way to}
go. Think of how much those
would be? You can use them
as snowshoes to get to school]
from now on. Think of all the}
fun you can have - they’d be a
great investment for anyone..

Scorpio

You may end up losing your
mind sometime soon. Don’t
worry - he'll visit every once in
a while.

Sagittarius

Keeping things organized
could use an elastic band or
two. If not you might find your-
self being attack by them
when they escape from
the...well we’re not quite sure.
Just be careful, your room
might eat you if your not.

Capricorn

You find life vexing... the call of
the Moosey love dance is
coming after you. Don’t follow,
Moosey love is not fun.

Aquarius

Beware the Yuletide sea-
son...falling Christmas cook-
ies, spastic blinking lights, and
free running reindeer.

Pisces

Flying squirrels live in your
Christmas tree. Notice the
missing ornaments? Careful
watch you toes...they may be

next.

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