January 27 2003 The History of the Neck in Britain By Emerson Kiuge The history of the neck in Britain is somewhat of an elu- sive subject, prone to wild speculation and hearsay. As this will attempt to be a purely narrative piece, such idle imaginings will be kept to a minimum and the facts of the matter will be made as promi- nent as possible. It is impossible to relate the history of the neck in Britain without first mentioning the history 6 its invention, popular- ization and refinement 6 behind the pressure to adopt it. How the neck came about, how it changed over time and how it spread throughout the civilized world is just as impor- tant to its role in British history as the factors relating to its introduction. Evidence from temple carv- ings and relief pictograms give credence to the notion that the first people who made wide- spread use of the neck were the Egyptians. Though it is not certain if the Egyptians actual- ly invented the neck or if it was adopted from a sub-Saharan tribe, it is known that the avail- ability and use of the-neck by the common man in ancient Egypt was a major factor in their rise to power. Greater visual range in battle and bet- ter observation of fields allowed the Egyptians to both dominate their enemies in war and out-produce any of their rivals in terms of agriculture. The next stage in the spread of the neck was its rapid spread throughout the Mediterranean after being adoptec by Roman centurions while on campaign in Greece. With the Roman Empire the neck spread and was popular- ized as the legions advanced throughout Europe and the Middle East. The Germanic $2.50 Tuesdays!!! Cheap Bowling! Cheap Tap! STRIKE ZONE University Night tribes, the Spaniards, North Africans and Arabs were all quick to adopt the neck having realized its advantages in vir- tually all areas of life. This is where the history of the neck in Britain first begins to directly involve Britain. After having concurred any given area, the Romans typically were resident in that geo- graphical region for several hundred years. This gave the local people great exposure to the neck and allowed its peaceful dissemination throughout the indigenous population. After the fall of the Roman Empire, communication within Europe ground to a halt which set the stage for neck differen- tiation. The French, Spaniards, Germans, Greeks and Italians all developed their own distinct style of neck, man of which became national symbols. The four red horizontal stripes on the flag of Catalonia, in Spain, are representative of the necks of four brave fighters who lost their lives fighting for its independence. During the renaissance, neck usage was restricted to the middle and upper-class who almost uniformly adopted the French neck, which had undergone the highest level of neck refinement during the dark ages. During this time, many artists and poets used necks to free their heads from the constraints of the body and allow their creative expression to flow. The reason why Britain resisted adopting the neck, even during the renaissance also had to do with France. Anti-French sentiment, and thus, anti-French neck Continued on page 7 —, 2366 Westwood Drive 563-BOWL(2695) Response to (Continued From Page 5) campus, Over the Edge has provided many students with the knowledge they require to pursue a career in the media industry, as well as providing students with a forum to express their thoughts and opinions. You claim that it is not from lack of means that the paper suffers as an alleged low qual- ity. We are at a loss as to how you have such vast insight into our means. This particular paper is produced by individu- als who donate their precious time to informing students, attending functions of interest, and other such activities that constitute manufacturing a student paper. 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Disaster at the Luau By Dana Schwehr | am the first person to real- ize that alcohol has the ability to make people behave like idiots. | just never realized how disgusting a large group of people could be if you let them all consume alcohol together. | am referring to the Residence Luau party that happened on the 18th of January this year. The people that worked to bring this events to the stu- denis of UNBC residence worked extremely hard to make the event successful. Hours went into making and putting up decorations, as well as organizing, selling tickets, and collecting door prizes. The people who attended the func- tion made it very clear that all this work meant absolutely nothing to them, and they only wanted a place where they could drink themselves uncon- scious. Decorations that took hours to make, or were donated by Love ‘n Lace to be used for future events were stolen or destroyed. Some _ people decided to display their disre- spect for others by having sex in the washrooms. The Wintergarden, the source of alcohol for the event, had to be shut down because people refused to adhere to the rules of the establishment, and keep their beveragés inside the Wintergarden. Maybe they did- n't realize that it is illegal to take alcoholic beverages out- side the confines of the Wintergarden, but one would think that if a person was asked to stop certain behavior because it was against the rules, then that person would stop. Of course, when the Wintergarden was shut down, more than half of the people cursed the organizers of the event, and left. Those who remained continued to make an enormous mess. Considering the way people behaved at the luau, it will not be a surprise if the businesses in Prince George want nothing to do with any event put on for the UNBC residence in the future. Obviously, the luau was not an event that people actually cared to attend. Their extreme lack of respect and maturity made that very obvious. It would be appreciated in the future, that if you only want to attend an event in order to get drunk and cause as much damage as possible, then go somewhere else. Don’t ruin future events for everyone else. ¢