October 21 2002 Classified Meg’s Movie Picks n In this remake of the 1980's mystery Manhunter, Anthony Hopkins is re-introduced into the Lector trilogy. If you have seen Manhunter, you will see a lot of the same things in Red Dragon but they did change some so keep an eye out. Plus in this one they put Mr. Hopkins in there and he plays a much better Hannibal! You also get to see the initial arrest of the Cannibal before Silence of the Lambs. Anyways, Red Dragon is the story of an FBI agent, Will Graham (Edward Norton) who is investigating some disturbing murders that require the help of Mr. Lector... ause he knows everything about people like himself. Check this one out! hak The Transporter This is a new action packed flick with lots of action for you boys and some eye candy for the girls! And trust me it is totally worth seeing even if you have to miss studying for your statistics midterm. (Oops) This one is about a former US Special Forces officer turned “Transporter” who gets mixed up with some bad guys trans- porting a young lady, whose father is involved in illegal smuggling of his people into france. the neip of this lady, he sets out to stop this from happening without get- ting killed in the process. This movie has totally awesome fight scenes with big guns and big biceps! (Your welcome girls) So go and see it tonight! kkk Other new flicks to check out Knockaround Guys _ (Vii Diesel), and Coming Soon the return of both Harry Potter (Nov. 15) and The Lord of the Rings 2: The Two Towers! (Dec. 18) For movie information go to www.famousPilayers.com AS K Boom py Th e BoomPécc.icious ApvicE COLUMN (Editor's Note: Welcome to the first issue of Over The Edge’s new advice column, Ask Boompy. If you have any pressing life questions, depressing questions, or even vaguely pressed questions, please feel free to drop them off in the Ask Boompy box, located in the Over The Edge office. Don’t worry, it’s com- pletely confidential.) Dear Boompy, Recently, | realized { have strong attractions to ska music. My roommates, who keep an open mind on a lot of issues, don’t like me singing to ska songs on my own. (I hook up my headphones to my com- puter and sing along). They all say | am insane, and threaten me with duct tape and a sausage machine. Now my dog is barking along with the songs and | don’t know what to do - my roommates are threat- ening to turn him into poodle soup. | love my dog, | love ska, and | love my roommates. What should | do? My grand- ma says | should eat garlic. From Tony Trampled Dear Tony, Snoopy once said “Yesterday | was a dog. Today I’m a dog. Tomorrow Pll probably still be a dog. Sigh! 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