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By Dana Schwehr

Thi§- week, | had
absolutely no idea what
to ask the students of
UNBC. | had the cam-
era, and my tape
recorder, and if | didn’t
get some pictures really
fast, the photo editor
was going to be really
mad at me. | decided to
talk to some friends of
mine in the
Wintergarden, to see if

they had any ideas. One

of the girls was telling a

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really funny story about
how her roommates had
heard her and her sig-
nificant other at the time
having a little bit of fun
one day. That reminded
me of some other sto-
ries from people who
had heard their room-
mates doing the same
thing. So, it made me
wonder, which would be
worse. Because, after
all, it’s incredibly embar-
rassing if you know
someone had heard you

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while you were having
sex, but I’ve heard
some of the horror sto-
ries about overly vocal
roommates waking peo-
ple up in the middle of .
the night. So, this
week’s Kornered on
Kampus question is:

Well, it’s just funny
when your roommates
hear you having sex,
you can laugh at them.
But when you hear
them, you're like aw,
@*$, I’m trying to
sleep.
Dustin, 3rd year Plant
Biology

Which is worse hearing
your roomate having
sex or having your
Roomates hear you
having sex.

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Do you need

more sleep?
Does security
often wake you
up and make
you move from

your couch.
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ing my roommates have
sex would be a lot
worse, because you're
hearing them have sex
and you’re like all envi-
ous and stuff, and plus,
actually listening to
them when you're trying
to get some sleep,
right?

Mike, 3rd year
Geography

What’s much worse is

having a sex-noise con-
test with your roommate
on the other side of the

Edge. We have
a couch, and
we will let you

sleep there.

To hear my roommates have
sex, by far, because if I’m
having sex, that’s just won-
derful.

Phil, 1st year Psychology

wall Oh, and your other roommate, who does-
n't have a boyfriend, is trying to kill herself

because she can hear you both. That’s the

worst.

Magda, 3rd year Biology/Chemistry

Oh, | think hearing my
roommates have sex,
actually. Well, because
if my roommates are
hearing me have sex, |
don’t mind it too much,
it's not too bad,
because | don’t have to
hear it, but hearing
them, | have to hear it
myself, and I’m a selfish
person. I'd rather have it
than hear it

Chris, 2nd year
Environmental Studies

| don’t know
Sandy 3rd year History

Hearing my roommates _
have sex, because it’s
just kind of uncomfort-
able when you come
out into the room the
next day.

Nima, 3rd year
Accounting