1 2 Co mM | CS October 26, 2005 + Over the Edge

35 | George Hasion —_| Oh, the hilarity!

A Weekly Feature of Bad Jokeishness

ASHLEY-PAIGE SMITH

A woman in the middle of giving birth starts having difficulties, so the
doctor takes the husband out of the room and informs him that his wife
is having major difficulties and that he has the option for his wife to be
connected to a machine which will take some of the pain from the wife and
then transfer it to the father. The husband worried about his wife decides
that this would be for the best. So the doctor connects the machine to
the woman and turns on the machine to take away 50% of the pain. The
doctor astonished that the wife was still having difficulties (not as bad as
before), and the husband was fine, so he asks the husband if he could turn
up the machine and the husband tells him to just crank it all the way up so
that he can help her as muchas he can. So the doctor turns up the machine
to 100% and the wife has a perfect delivery, rhe husband has no pain, the
doctor thinking that the machine didn't seem to work after all!

The next day the wife, husband, and their baby boy come home to find
the mailman dead on their doorstep.

And this
call "ME"!!

POETRY EVENTS

Poetry Rocks like Bon Jovi Once Again

Poetry Enthusiasts! The General Arts Interest Association (GAIA) will
be hosting a poetry reading on November 3 in the Atrium of the
Administration building. This year’s Poetry Rocks like Bon Jovi will
be featuring some of UNBC's hottest and edgiest poets: Heather
Glasgow, Earson Gibson, Danielle Wiebe, Jesse Haber, Justin Foster,
Richard Krueger, Michael Cruikshanks, and UNBC professor Dr. Rob
Budde. If you want to hear some of the best creative writers our
school has to offer, be sure not to miss this show!

Library Showing

The Prince George Public Library will be hosting a poetry reading
on October 25, featuring Ross Leckie, director of Creative Writing

at the University of New Brunswick, Jan Zwicky, Victoria-based
writer short listed twice for the Governor General’s Award, and
George Sipos, Prince George poet and resident. If you are a poetry
enthusiast, this is going to be a formidable reading, so don't miss it!
Contact the library at 5639251 for more information.

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