September 13, 1996 The Northern Auracle Warning: The Northern Auracle is 100% purely fictional and should in no way be considered as a true horoscope. It is meant for amusement purposes only. Virgo (Aug 23-Sept 22) Beware, you are surrounded by people who want to take credit for your.work. This year is the time to let your light shine, so may be you should crawl out from under that bush. Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) Beware of vixens wearing cobalt blue satin, you will find their attributes highly attractive this month, Scorpio (Oct 23.- November 21) Now is not.the time to be engaging in a battle of wits. You will be otherwise preoccupied _ for the rest of the month. Turn. your - ‘thoughts away from social things and concentrate on your studies instead. . Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dee 21) ‘You have: eras ; meditate on thidgs too much or they will ‘only:get worse. Try to lose yourself in some heavy physical labour.” It might stables, aor SS shining. down on apr this month. Aquarius (Jan 20< eb 18) Feeling more scattered: than usual, maybe it is time to, look for a new creative outlet, something a little more exciting than basket weaving. Pisces (Feb 19 - March 20) You have an overly suspicious mind right now, try not to believe that everything is as fishy as it smells. Aries (March 21 - April 19) You.may be having trouble settling into the swing of things. This feeling will ease as the month gets older. In the meantime, don’t forget to have fun‘ once in a while. Taurus (April 20 -:May 20) Red meat maay leave.a ‘bad taste in’ your mouth . this month. ‘Fry.changing your diet for ‘a while, for you: might like the results. _ Gemini (May 21°- June 20) “You might be feeling like a part ‘of you is missing. Be careful of jumping into any ‘relationships right now, for they will not. ‘¢ Sf that void, but: may stant.your emotional growth. You.can ‘find the | fulfillment in friendship.for the time ~ being. just be time to gos ‘and clean out ths se tee nes a é Cancer (June 21 .- July 22). This is ‘the : perfect time to. claim your independence, Capricorn ec 2- Jan 19) ‘Stil feeling, bitter about things that happened fo you last year? Af yes, don’t! The stars are® but be careful how you doit: Remember that home has a lot to offer before you - turn yoer back on it for. good.- terndency ‘to be about as subtle.as a bulldozer this month. Now is the perfect. » time to open your ears and listen to the people around you. " WOMAT THE HELLS WRONG WITH THESE DAMN) ComPoreRs ?.| Over the Edge Top Ten Things That We Did On Our Summer Vacation That We Really Regret Right Now. -by Vince Yim 10: Drinking 4 litres of soda before going on that 12 hour road trip to the middle of nowhere to visit our relatives. 9: Actually spending money to go and see “Striptease”. 8: Worse yet, actually spend- ing money to go and see “Cable Guy”. : ‘7: Sitting in front of the tube -watching the 1996 Summer Olym- pics.in (ugh!) Atlanta. "6: Being:on a roller coaster at any amusement park and eating a full meal before. getting oni. eA Gai ). 5: Being. ona roller ‘coaster at any amusement park.and sitting ext.to: someone who-ate-a full meal before getting on (Not now, @ man! Notnow!”). Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) You will have a 4; Watching “Independence Day” in an American movie the- ater and cheering at the part when ff the evil ugly aliens blow up the White House. o 3: Going to Wreck’ Beach (nude beach located near UBC) “STORMY GROANS: and forgetting to wear sunscreen on certain areas in fear that people would think that we were mastur- bating or something (“Hey, man, your hot dog’s burning!”). _ 2: Worse yet, going to Wreck Beach and forgetting to wear insect repellent on certain areas (“No, wasp...shoo, go awa EAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHE } 1: Actually getting on that plane to Prince George. Movie Review: The Crow: City of Angels -by Vince Yim Starring: Vincent Perez, Mia Kershner, Richard. Brooks, Iggy Pop, and Thuay Trang (Y’know, the one who used to play Trini, the Yellow. Ranger on that stupid Power Rangers t,v. show?) Directed by:Tim Pope Rated Restricted for people being killed really gruesomely, mild S&M' srenes,-a.couple. ‘of T&A shots, and races use'of the words f and Sut. anda scene where one e guy i ‘is jack- ‘ing off ina live irl nudie booth. “Sometimes. a. crow brings them back. from the dead to make the ‘wrong things right. ste -An this sheet tothe cult filn: cearaiilees Brandon. Lee, the filmmakers explore another area‘of “ WHAT Seems To BE THE PROBLEM HERE ¢ mer SEAN LT HELP? af . Oh, yeah, - 13 e Crow mythos. In the prede- cessor, Brandon Lee plays Eric Draven, a young musician who was murdered with his fiancee, who returns from the dead to avenge the deaths of him and his fiancee. In this film, we have Vincent Perez playing Ashe Corven, amechanic who was mur- > dered with his son. A Crow brought him back from the dead. Now. he's pissed off! The filmmakers of City of Angels tried their best to make sure the film wasn’t simply a rehash of The Crow, Unfortunately, they either tried.too hard or not hard enough. In other words, although the film was distinctly different . from The Crow, City of Angels got somewhat cheesy and overdrawn at.times. Also, they also missed out some of the elements that made The Crow really good, namely the development of the villains. In the first,-you see all the villains inter-. acting, meaning. shat they go:out - for drinks, blow.up a video arcade, and do stuff that gives you: the “sense that they’ are really nasty Das 74 dividuals. On top of that, youac- tually ren ember the names of the eae villains after ‘the: movie. is over.. In City of. Angels, -all you see are the