HELPFUL HINTS ON HOW TO BRING
P NELINOUENTS.

1. Begin with infancy to give the
child evervthing he wants. He will
grow up to believe the world owes
him a living.

2. When he picks up bad words, lau-
gh at him. He will think he is cute.
It wil] encourage him to think up
"cuter" words and phrases that will
blow off the top of your head later.

3. Never give him any spiritual
training. When he is 21 let him
decide for‘himself what he wants to
be. (Don't be surprised if he dec-
ides to be "nothing". )

4. Avoid the word "wrong". It

might develop a guilt complex. A

few years later, when he is arrested
for stealing a car, he will feel
that society is against him and that
he is being persecuted.

5. Pick up after him. This means
wet towels, books, shoes and cloth-
ing. Do everything for him. He will
then become experienced in evading
responsibility and incapable of
finishing any tas.

6. Let him see everything, hear
everything and read everything
smutty he can get his hands on. Make
sure the silverware and drinking
glasses are sterilized but let his
mind feed on garhage.

7. If you have a serious conflict
in opinion with your spouse, fight
it out in front of the children.

Its goed for youngsters to view thet
parents as human beings who express
themselves freely and openly. Later
if you get divorced, thev'll know
what. caused it.

8. Give vour children all the
snending money thev want. After all,
one of the reasons vau have worked
so hard all vour life is to make
life easier for vour children. Why

should cnev have it as rough as you
did?
9. Satisfy his everv craving for

food, drink, and comfort. See that
his every desire is satisfied. Den-
ial might lead to harmful frustra-
tion.

10. Take your child's part against
neighbors, teachers, and friends.

This will prepare you to take his

part against the police.

ll. When he gets into serious
trouble, apelosize for yourself by
saying "I can't understand why he
turned out like this. We have given
him everything.

12, Prepare for life of grief. You
are apt to have it.

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FIVE CONSECUTIVE ANDS

Fellow in Englaid amed a Pub
called "The Horse and Jockey". He
arranged with the local sign painter
to make a new sign. However the
painter did not get it quite right,
the Publican pointed out that there
was too much space between "Horse
and and and and and Jockey".