Classifieds Notice Attention: There are a great number of articles in the lost and found, at the Security Office, that need to be claimed: Text Books, pencil cases, computer disks, clothing ect. If you have lost something go check at the Security Office, it would make to Security Officers VERY happy. Person to Person Even though my present position as a student association director was won by allegation, I still would like to take the chance to thank all of those who took the time to participate in my campaign, those who still voted for me, and all of my supporters. Thank you Fouad Shalaby I would like to take this opportunity to thank all the students who voted for me. I’m busy working for you already. Good luck with your studies this semester. Dolores A. Bazil Recorder Student Assoc. I would like to thank all students who voted for me in the recent student council elections Greg Witzky External Liaison Director Kudos to all who attended the forum and/or voted for your student Association Directors. A personal than you to those that voted for Jacqui McMullen, and to the First Nations for their encouragement. To all of you students, keep up the good work in creating your environment! Get involved! Thank You! Top Ten Things to Do if You Are Bored in Rez... 10. Do laundry and see how many quarters you can loose. oo 9. Pretend you have mail. 8. Decide to have a party on a Wednesday Nee madame zorba’s crystal ball The love horror-scope Aries (March 21-April 19) You are best suited to Scorpio or Sagittarius, they are the only ones who will see beyond your ram-tough exterior, and into the soft side of the bull. Taurus (April 20-May 20) Taurus, you are best suited toa Leo. These pussy cats will love you and keep you purring for years. Gemini (May 21-June 20) You are best suited to a Libra or a Leo, but do yourself a favor and don’t try to be suited to both at the same time, this could cause problems for your twinly sign. Cancer (June 21-July 22) Cancer, the crab, is best suited to another cancer, which is not surprising, because another cancer is the only one who will put up with your mood swings and grumpy behavior. Leo (July 23-Aug 22) Leo is best suited to Gemini or Taurus. Either way you will be as content as a kitten if you choose either of these signs to be your mate. Virgo (Aug 23-Sept 22) My personal favorite sign, I feel that Virgo is the perfect match of just about any one, but if Virgo pursues the Pisces, they will get along swimmingly. Libra (Sept 23-Oct 22) Libra, being a little bit of a brat, has to find a sign that will put up with your crap. Try an Aquarius 7. Have a water fight with your neighbours down the hall. 6. Play hide and go seek with the security guards. _ : ; 5. See how many cups of coffee you can have before you puke. 4.. Stare at your living reom wall and pretend or a Gemini, but stay away from Virgos, if at all possible, as they are perfectionists and will harp on you for an eternity. Scorpio (Oct 23-Nov 21) An Aries or a Pisces are good matches for you, but watch out for that stinger of yours, even the most patient of lovers will only put up with so much venom. Sagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21) You are best suited to the Aries, you can sieve through all the bull’s shit and get to the person behind the pile. Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19) © The Capricorn is best suited to an Aquarius. This match will bring much happiness. Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18) A good match for you would be an Aquarius or a Libra, you are patient and can but up with the brattiness of a Libra and a relationship with an Aquarius will be full of light. Pisces (Feb 19-March 20) This fishy sign is best suited to the wonderful, yet fussy Virgo, as well as~ Scorpio and another Pisces. You seem to be the sign best suited to most and so if you get into a relationship, with whatever sign, you should be happy Love relationships taken form Astrol by Jane Lyle Marshall Cavendish Limited, 1992. it’s TV. 3. Pull the fire alarm at 4 in the morning when you have to write a midterm the next day. 2. Complain to the security guards that the guys upstairs are making too much. noise when they are actually being quiet for once. 1. Study. over THE EDGE - Wednesday, February 8 , 1995 7 AM. Dear Neil and Bob, I have a question about morals. If you accidentally saw a fax, not addressed to you, but with your name on it and in the same sentence as your name you happened to see the words mental, and needs help, would you read the fax, although you realize it is not morally correct. Would you read the fax and ask your friend what he meant by it or would you ignore it, not read it and let the curiosity eat at you until you had no choice but to confront your friend, and get yourself into trouble anyway? I know what I did “and I feel guilty, but what would experts in the field, such as yourselves, do if you were in such a situation? What would you do? Thanks for your help Snoopy Dear Snoopy, First off I must tell you that Neil and Bob are no longer with us. Seems they had an_ unfortunate incident with an unfriendly-graphical- interface. It wasn't pretty!!! But never fear, the Doctor is in,Dr. Morning Star that is, and I'll be happy to help anyone with sage wisdom and advice on any subject, since I KNOW ALL & SEE ALL!!! To your conundrum. I think you did the right thing. If your buddy is saying nasty B.S. about you, they shouldn't have left it out where it was easy to peruse. Seems your "friend" wanted you to find it, so since you scanned it you should be more concerned with the not a quilt trip content, ‘words OCy