Arts and Entertainment MADAME ZORBA'S CRYSTAL BALL Aries: (march 21-april 19) Congratulations! You just laid out a newspaper almost singlehandedly. What are you doing next? (I'm going to Disneyland). Taurus: (april 20-may 20) Reminder: Sega Hockey '95 is not a credit course. Put the control pad down! P. S. Watch for your namesake on the icy roads! Gemini: (may 21-june 20) Are you a growly bear this week? Gonna make you smile:) P. 8. Watch where you put your underpants. Cancer: (june 21-july 22) Don't wear your underwear too tight because exams are coming up and you don't want to cut off the circulation to your brain. _ Leo: (july 23-aug 22) Check your mail. There may be a mysterious message from beyond. P. S. Cut your hair Virgo: (aug 23-sept 22) ; Go find yourself. When you have found yourself, go and look up the word PEDANTIC. P. S. Giddeyup Cowboy! Libra: (sept 23-oct 22) Watch out for your gaseous roommate. P. S. Look in your pillow because you can never be sure what is hidden inside. Scorpio: (oct 23-nov 21) So it is cold in Prince George but don't wear the fake fur boxers. They are too itchy. Sagittarius: (nov 22-dec 21) Quit looking at your past for comfort. Look to the future. It may be better than you dreamed. Capricorn: (dec 22-jan 19) Quit acting like you're doing your friends a favour by hanging around with them. Aquarius: (jan 20-feb 19) : Quit listening to that freakish music and put on some good stuff Pisces: (feb 19-march 20) 3 Quit pickin’ your nose, partner, and go get that Virgo that you're meant to saddle up with _ 1679-8 THIRD AVENUE, PRINCE GEOAGE, gt fo NEL (6) 28 FC 0 82-000 schnhitiimlalulie Ldaenccasa ined ected bcieniR ites ta ae vinta: = CONFIBENT by Stephanie Willett and Sonya Anand This’ week's CONFIDENTIAL will include an embarassing moment that all couples fear...calling out the wrong name during sex. At a party, Sarah and Josh found themselves in a empty room, making love. . Everything was going fine up until the climax, when both Sarah and Josh called out the wrong names! These slips put a damper on the mood and the couple abruptly stopped what they were doing. Both were angry and left the room, stark naked. Sarah followed Josh around the house asking him who the hell this girl was, in full view of the rest of the party. Then Josh remembered that Sarah had called out the wrong name as well so he began to follow her around the house, also in full view of the party. It took Sarah and Josh ten minutes, and six pictures, to realize that they were parading around the house buck naked.* over THE EDGE - Wednesday, November 30 , 1994 21 ——- -—- No Lounge Act Here! Tarig Abubakar and the AfroNubians at the Other _ Art Cafe November 22 and 23 by Nichole Joly Billed as a "continental mix of rumba, soukous, Afro-pop, funk, reggae, and traditional music," Tarig Abubakar and the AfroNubians gave an exceptional performance at the Other Art Cafe, Nov. 22 and 23. Although they began with a real “lounge act" feel, that style didn't last long, and by the fourth song the audience was dancing. NO MORE LOUNGE ACT HERE! Despite being heavily synthesized, the music was excellent and proved to be entertaining. Tarig Abubakar, lead singer and composer, said there is a strong Latin influence to their music, but the main force was a "Racial harmony-no difference between any colour." The first African-Canadian band to travel across Canada, the members come from such diverse places as Sweden, Zaire, Ontario, Ghana, and Egypt. The goal of their music? According to Tarig: "Peace and harmony...togetherness.". Remember that kids.* ae eee three lines for free Announcements, articles for sale, articles wanted, help wanted, housing, clubs, declarations of independence, love letters, anything! Make it fit three lines, submit it to over-the-edge@ugrad.unbc.edu or drop it off in Student Services c/o over the edge and we’ll print it. We reserve the right to autocracy, meaning nothing racist, homophobic, sexist, or otherwise extremely offensive and in poor _ taste will be printed. Sorry. What makes D'Arcy Davis think that he is not a too? Holy Cow it is damn cold in Prince George | I would like to tell all those at the paper that I WANT A TITLE! : And it had better be a good one! IT'S SHAKE 'N BAKE AND I HELPED! dearest brianna, even though i dont say it sometimes i want you to know i am always thinking of, and even if i dont always say it i want you to know i do love you, yours always janet kyle-stop avoiding the inevitable, lets go boxing you know what you want, you know where to get it, so what are you waiting for? EK Janet- Mark my face with tangerine lipstick.Love Brianna. =| To all you wanna be hackers out there, please quit fucking with the | | system, some of us need these computers for actual work! Simon. Thank you for the phone. I love you. I'm sorry about that night.its friday and i cant find my blue boxers, please come home. forgive me? Carressingly yours, Wei-Tung. | mr McNish, the warranty on the gift from your girlfriend will be running out shortly , if you need a renewal please feel to contact us | at 55hi-ckey. sincerely,Laing and Anand inc jake-grow up ! we are all trying to cope too. so give it up and stop with the bitching already before were forced to hurt you. Ps by 20 your temper tantrums have gotten old. love your friends Attention all SUPER CELL SQUAD members- next general meeting will be held on Dec. 15 at noon. New members welcome, and don't forget your cells. new hardware will be discussed then so bring your cell for a free upgrade! See you there!