March 18 2002 Over The Edge Page 13

Inside Joke.

by Josh Hammerstedt

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Aries Libra

While in the midst of acreative Boy, Virgo’s horoscope was
frenzy, you write an incredible pretty nasty. Only you know
manifesto. Unfor-tunately your the closely guarded fact that
computer hates you and you GRANDPA is where all the
will be in tears. action is.

Taurus Scorpio
a, ae 4 You were mixing chemicals in Your local cartoonists need
weit the darkroom. Now your eyes massive cash transfusions.
burn! Darn it all to heck. Donate today, and we won't
Where are you Diane! Look at roshambo you for your wallet.
what you made me write. This Bitch. Gimme!!
is disgusting. All of it. Just stop 8 :
reading now. No really, stop. | Sa gittarius
mean it. It'll only get worse. And the heavens shalt open.
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rh Ail | EXPLAIN WoW HE ig of black flame. It hurts. It hurts
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conn Te woe ast cA Gemini fathers name, and so shalt
a ; Damn, you don’t listen do _ thine ass. Your voice shall ring
you? You know, nobody likes with the cry “Why must | wear
the way that you shake your SPAM undies?”
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would use would be... flabby. "efuse to accept synthetic
propositions. You SHOULD go

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you once. The turtle walks at kittens. Won't you please think
Pas ay midnight, the Fresca is flat. @bout those poor little inno-
Ae - Fear his LAZY EYE! cent kittens. Their little kitten

eyes. Sweet kitten butts... so
Leo nice in a little butter, fried,
Try not to let the bagels get stirred, sauteed. Such tender
you down. The hives are from little kittens. THINK ABOUT
the cafeteria food. What did THEM DAMNIT! I’m hungry.

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Virgo Fire ants will plague your exis-
You need to get laid. Wow. tence for the next ten days.
Your lab partner is lookin’ Stop fighting with people big-
mighty fine today. Go! Hump ger than you. God has forsak-
her! Hump her right in the en you. You’re a lousy mor-
(expletive deleted)! But then mon. The exterminator can’t
again Gramma is_ lookin’ help you either.
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