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I would like to wish you all a very merry
Christmas and a safe and prosperous New Temperature : :

Year. I have been asked to forward | io
this column, the following open 43° wae the daytine high on the llth,
| ieieae. ; | -4° was the daytime high on the 7th.
-17° was the Saphir £0 low on the 2nd.

"Dear Santa Claus,
| Your many friends in Cassiar send their |
| best wishes and fondest hopes that you
will not have any accidents on your visit
| here on Christmas Eve.

And, dear Santa, please do stop long
enough to look at our safety record. It
is not perfect but we think it is quite
good and some of us feel that you should
try to become more safety conscious

{ yourself. Here you are ~ a tremendous
personality leading a gay and precarious |
life, sliding down chimneys and recklessly |

/ sampling all kinds of cooking that little —

| folk with shining eyes and eager hands :

| have prepared for you.

| Don 't you think that before you leave,
{ you should impress on people the great
| danger and tragic consequences of fire :_

“At home ? In the bunkhouses ? Sd Bae

| Another thing, Santa, we do not wish ee >
be smug about this, but none of our people | trie’ jukie Abd iadel aici igi vel Rh AeAre
| would even get on a roof with all this _[ glass of beer she ever had. After

- gsnow and ice without a safety belt and j sipping it fora moment she looked up
} further, you have not been seen wearing | with a pugsled air.
| a seat belt either, Yet traffic accidents | "How odd,” she minmred, "I testes
| mount their tragic tolls from year to ——'| Just: like the medicine my husband has
| been taking for the last thirty years.

} year and most traffic injuries would be —
| A gangster rushed into a saloon shooting

eliminated by the use of seat belts.
As for being impaired - well really - when j right and left, yelling, "All you dirty

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19" fell during the period,
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A famqus American publisher once said,
There are two kinds of men who never

amount to much : Those who cannot do

what they are tald and those who can do
| nothing else."

Bird to? Perfume Clerk 8 Do you have
something that will bring out the Mink
« $n & man, without disturbing the wolf 7"

| tt the answer is really’ Oy don't let it
ae liks maybe. —

| In a young man‘s education, one vies
call dis. pee than haggle lectures, —

iva; a. & — SE3s) Lor

| Rudolph's red nose pabonne: common know

| ledge down to the toddler leve}, pot bets,

| Santa, stern words mist be employed 4s gee
Rudolph cannot wark a sober Christmas ‘Eve

- then Rudolph mst go home. -—s_—|"

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Mod SUAS Dd,

} you really got into our Safety Systen and | "Well,"
certainly were a lot of then."

| gave us some. ain a eget a ‘set-us hear —
from you- 3 ae Tem s0%4 us EP OT Bt

Your friends at Caesiar,

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skunks get outta here." The customers

Ue. | fled in a hail of bullets, all except
| oné Englishman, who stood at the bar

| calmly finishing his drink. %

| "Well?" shouted the thug, paying a
| smoking gat. ta ‘

said the uslifietenkri. "There

| the next best thing to a cheerful giver

| de an appreciative receiver.