page 14 over the Edge Nov 22, 1995 by Dayle Bowyer If you like watching stupid characters doing stupid things, then Ace Ventura, Nature Calls is the movie for you. It is loud, annoying and incredibly over done. This movie has one main difference from Ave Ventura, Pet Detective: It is not as funny. The jokes are straight out of Dumb and Dumber. However, there are a few exceptions. The finger puppets are a first for Carry, and almost make the movie worth seeing. Other notables are the parody of Cliff Hanger (otherwise known as the prologue), the subliminal advertising for Slinky (which included Ace’s rendition of their jingle), and yet another tribute to William Shatner (this time from by an animal. Spike, Ace’s trusty side kick and partner in mishap, is actually more entertaining than the humans. But then the cute little worm eating monkey is probably easier to work with than a certain actor and his over inflated ego. Put it this way .. . if Ace Ventura vomiting into a birds mouth is what you want to sec ia full color on the cinema screen, the Nature Calls is the movie for you. One the other hand, Nature Calls, is not a movie Jim Carry should be proud of. Ace Ventura is. portrayed as a sissy girl-like creature vaguely resembling a human. Overall the movie is empty. The jokes are stupid, the plot and character suck. It is a perfect example of weak writing that relies more on tawdry the Twilight Zone). The plot, Gf you can actually find one), is really weak. The movie is really just one cheap laugh after another. This may be the one and only time the Jim Carry could actually be upstaged humor to pull in the bucks than taste or talent. Right: Ace Fighting the Odds in Africa Playing in the Sandbox with Watchmen by Stephanie Willett I am awesome! Tracy is awesome! Paul, the lead singer of Sandbox, is awesome! Sandbox is awesome! The Watchmen are awesome! So, in case you have not realized it yet, the Watchmen/ Sandbox concert given at the Generator on Monday was quite the enjoyable event. Sandbox, originating out of the Maritimes, opened the show, and I could really see myself becoming a major groupie of this band. The lead singer (Paul, who is a Gemini) is quite a cutie as is the bassist. Besides the obvious “talent”, the group was quite good. Unfortunately I had not yet acquired their debut CD, so I was not able to sing along to any of their songs, but after their show I do believe I shall have to attain it. The Watchmen were the headliners and did a jolly good show. I must say that I like this band who came to us from Winterpeg, they rock! I must also say that if] already did not own a copy of In the Trees I would go and purchase one RIGHT now! And I would just like to mention that the Watchmen were so obliging as to play my mostest favoritest song for the last song (it was part of their encore!), how did they know?! Anyway, I thank them! It was a lovely evening at the Generator for one and all; I didn’t see any blood which I hear is a good sign, and there was a lovely sweet scent in the air. Tracy and I had a chance to interview Sandbox (that is why we are awesome). Unfortunately the interview did not,occur, as we would have had to do it in the bar, and it way way too loud to hear what the guys were saying. We appreciate the graciousness of Paul, although we had to decline, but it was nice to rub elbows, eh? eee eee he Critics: Guess Who Answered when Nature Calls? at tare IS HE WEARING UNDER THAT KILT? by Ken Boulter Cool and refreshing as a Nova Scotia morning comes the second album from Scottish fiddling phenom, Ashley Maclsaac. Hailing from the friendly maritime region, Maclsaac offers warm greetings with the album title, “hi how are you today?”, but make no mistake: he intends to drag the art of fiddling into the mainstream by lulling you into a trance and then smacking you upside your foolish, guitar-addled head with a ferocious fiddling assault. Most People unacquainted with Maclsaac's music will be scared off upon hearing the word, "fiddle", and instrument that conjures in the mind images of Hee-Haw and square-dancing. Well, just you forget that nonsense. Maclsaac's decidedly Gaelic brand of fiddling has the same effect as making fun of a seven foot Scots' kilt: both will trounce your fanny. The fun starts with "Beaton's Delight", which get the Scottish blood you never know you had pumping through your veins. Then It's time for "Sleepy Maggie", the song which will forever change your notion of what fiddle-music is supposed to sound like. A swirling techno beat mingles with mystical Gallic vocals and Ashley's interweaving fiddle, creating a soothing, hypnotic effect. It's likely the album's most successful attempt at creating something new out of something ancient, "The Devil IN the Kitchen" is one of those songs that, if listened to while driving your car, might stir up that primal urge to floor the sucker. "What An Idiot He Is", depending on your perspective, seems to discuss Maclsaac's disdain of people with crimson Adam's apples ("he's spending up a hundred dollars on a decal for his truck. . . he's got a Colt 45 underneath the seat. . ."). Songs such as "MacDougall's Pride" "Spoonboy" and "Sad Wedding Day" are more straight forward efforts, but the beauty of this album is that the more experimental stuff works, and subsequently wakens your resistance to hearing Maclsaac's ‘other offerings. God know I was skeptical at first, but my first exposure to this album came immediately after hearing the new Alice In Chains Disc, and Maclssac's tunes definitely left the strongest impression. Also of interest is appearances by members of Jale and Big Sugar. The only disappointment lays in! what is not on the album, which is arendition of "Staying Alive": the disco tune which defined the 70's.. I have is on good authority from a friend who has seen Maclsaac! perform live that his new-age! fiddle version simply rocks. Maybe on the next one. So get this, disc. Put on a kilt. Have.a big, yummy plate of hagus, and get down with your bad Gaelic self. ' On the Internet - http:// www.citw.ca/ashley/ ‘ ‘ 7