November 4 2002

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We promised not to edit it,
so we just pointed out the mistakes.

Dear Boompy,

| have trouble finding suitable
men on campus. All | ask is
that they enjoy ice skating,
watching the stars and looking
for moose, oh yes and hand-
some. Am | asking too much?
Signed

-In need of male warmth

Dear In need of male
warmth,

You think you have prob-
lems, you don’t have prob-
lems. | DON’T HAVE ANY
ARMS OR LEGS. How do
you sleep at night knowing
that you worry about petty
things like men and moose. |

Howard Shull
Ssies Consultant

Honda North
105 Brunswick Street

Sales: (250) 562-9391

Parts & Service: (250) 562-4744

Fax: (250) 562-5151
Email: info@hondanorth.ca

can’t even get near a bed, let
alone sleep. | haven’t left
this newspaper office since |
lost my appendages (don’t
even ask how they were
lost), YOU DON’T HAVE
PROBLEMS.

From

Boompy

Hello Boompy,

Lately | have discovered that |
am having trouble urinating. |
CANNOT PEE. What should |
do???

From

Urine Challenged

Dear Urine,

Please see the above
answer with the following
amendment. | plead to the
public: bring in REAL ques-
tions. | want to hear about
real problems.

From

Boompy

Dear Presidente

For your information, with a
total of 8 errors in the letter
you sent me out of 40 words in
total, your ratio of errors to
words is 1/10. If you had writen
a 13650 word newspaper, at
that rate, your note would have
a total of 1365 errors. My
advice to you is you go vomit
of yourself. As a side note :
HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT
NIGHT. | will repeat myself yet
again: | HAVE NO ARMS OR
LEGS. There are much worse
things in life than having 20
errors in a 13650 word news-
paper. You could be Mr. Urine
Challenged for example, or
you could even be me.

Thank you for writing

From

Boompy

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ing.

-Boobs

You filthy, filthy meat-
child!! You got dust on
the inside of my scan-
ner.

Yeah! | got into Becky’s
jeans. Whee, fun.

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For the school year 2002-
2003, your student society
has set the following ten pro-
jects and priorities to work
upon. Most projects are inter-
connected; for example, to get
a bank loan for the SUB, the
image of NUGSS (logos, let-
terhead, etc.) has to be more
professional. Each goal has a
series of associated smaller
steps and tasks, and many of
these steps have already
been achieved. These are the
main issues your student rep-
resentatives are addressing:

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rojects and Priorities

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2. Financial Aid to Students
3. Image of NUGSS

4. NUGSS Services

5. Regional Campuses

6. Clubs

7. UNBC Day

8. Bulletin Board Policy

9. Policy and Procedures
10. Transportation (bus ser-
vice and Van purchase)

If you have any comments
about these priorities, or want
to know about the most recent
progress on a specific project,
drop by the NUGSS office, or
call us at 960 6427.