GOALMCUTH SCRAKBLE

“I can’t give you a raise now, Weldy. Ask
me again next month, if you're still here”

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FUYERS HAVE SCORED ON "CASSTAR
COMPUNTTY CIUE",

A big-game hunter was on his wav
back to camp one evening when an en-
ormous tiger appeared out of the
jungle, not 20 feet away. As the
tiger was about to spring, the hunt-
er fired his last cartridge and
missed. The tiger sprang too far
and landed 15 feet beyond the hunt-
er, who then ran for camp and got
there safely.

The next day the hunter went behind
the camp to practice a little shoot-
ing at close range. He heard a
strange noise in the brush and went
to investigate. It was the tiger-
practicing short leaps.

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After the harber had finished with
his next-to-last customer he said
to a teenager with long hair,"Your

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The teenager replied,"oh, I'm not

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waiting for a haircut:

The barber then asked,'Well, whv have
vou been sittinp in here all day?"

The teenager said,"I'm hiding from

my father. This ts the last place

in the world he'd think to look for
me. "