February 22, 2006 + Over the Edge

UNBC Awards, Financial Aid & Student
Employment Centre brings you the

UNBC Job Fair
“NorthWorks! 2006”

March 8th, 2006, 10am-3pm

Kyle Samuels

In the Agora and Bentley Hall.

Take the first step towards your Career
Goals... |
Meet some of BC’s best employers...
Find out what they have to offer YOU!
Make sure you get in on the Student
Draw!

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Oh, the
hilarity!

A Weekly Feature of
Bad Jokeishness

ALAZAR SEMERE
CONTRIBUTOR

A blonde walks into a bank
in New York and asks to speak
with the loan officer. She is:
escorted to his office, and tells
him: “I’m going on ‘a business
trip to Europe and I need to
-take out a $5000 loan.’

So the loan officer does a
credit check on the blonde and
finds out that she is a perfect
candidate for the loan, but tells
her that before they can give it
to her, she is going to have to

: leave them some form of collat-
‘eral. So the blonde says, “Take
my car’, and she hands over the
keys. ;

Her car is a $250,000 Rolls |
Royce.

So they park the car in their
.secure garage, and everyone
at the bank has a good laugh

at the dumb blonde who left a
sports car as collateral.

‘The blonde returns from her
trip two weeks later and pays
back the loan immediately, plus
the interest, which comes to
$15.61,

As the loan officer hands
back the keys to the car, he says
to the blonde, “Ma’am, I have to
be honest; we are all a little con-
fused here. I did a more thor-
ough background check on you
and it turns out you're a mil-
lionaire. Why did you need to
take out a $5000 loan from us?

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