THE PILLAR OF HAPPINESS HALF WAY between Kamloops and Falk- land there lies a lake surrounded by heavily- wooded hills that roll back from the clear blue waters. Standing like a lone sentinel at the edge of the lake is a tall pillar of clay and fine gravel that is packed as hard as granite. On the top of this giant shaft is a large round boulder, nicely balanced on its high pedestal. Pillar Lake is a favourite spot for the sportsmen of the district and is becoming more and more popular as a summer resort. Few of the hunters or fishermen pause to consider the pillar other than a freak of nature. Such columns of clay are not un- common throughout the province. In the Kootenays, the long fingers jutting into the sky are referred as ‘hoodoos,’ so odd and grotesque are their shapes. The geologist will pass these oddities with scarcely a glance, except in so far as the columns show the strata of the clay. These men have a simple explanation for the phenomena. They simply state that erosion has wasted away the surrounding area and this bit, being harder than the rest has remained standing. As conclusive proof of their contention, they point to the stone cap. That prevents the top layer from wearing off and thus protects the whole shaft which is held in place by the sheer weight of the boulder. And of course they are right. They know. But still - - Seldom do these pillars reach the height of this one. The Indians of the district know nothing of the science of geology. They know the story of their nation and they call the tall shaft, The Pillar of Happi- ness. [t has been there as long as their cribal memory goes back, that doesn’t bother them. They will tell you the true story of the Pillar. It goes back to the time when the shores of the little lake were lined with Tepees and rough log shacks in littered con- fusion. A girl of the village, “To-no-ana,’ loved the cool, pellucid waters of the lake. Often she paddled in her canoe to the centre of the lake and drifted gently over the sur- face or peered intently into its crystal depths. Gradually the spell of the Water Spirit, Ton-ug-nik-nik, crept over her. Stronger and stronger grew the call of the Spirit who lived deep down in the lake. One day, To-no-ana did not return trom her usual canoe trip on the lake. She had been seized by the Water Spirit and carried off to his underwater world. Deep was the lamentation of her parents and of the tribe. The wails of grief and the calls for her return reached even to Ton-ug-nik-nik. It worried him to think that his choice had brought sadness into the lives of the Indians. Creeping to the shores of the lake, the Water Spirit constructed the giant pillar and carefully placed the rock on its summit. Dawn was breaking over the hills when his work was finished. He summoned the parents of the girl before him and said: “Weep no more for ‘To-no-ana.’ She is happy with me. The instant that she is not happy or that I cause her the slightest tremble of fear, that rock will fall. Then I will send ‘To-no-ana’ back to you.” The Spirit returned to the lake. The aged parents returned to the camp solaced. The pillar remained during their lifetime, during the ages since. The word of the Water Spirit has not been broken. The rock is still balanced on the slender shaft. We are indebted to W. W. Bride of Cran- brook for this interesting sidelight on another Indian legend, and we are always glad to publish little known aspects of local lore. There may be a legend of your community worth pub- lishing—why not let us have it?—EDITor. CALL WAS PROMPTLY ANSWERED A theatrical company was travelling from Sydney to New Zealand when a male passenger fell overboard. Several sailors dived in and the man was saved. After he had fully recovered he was profuse in his thanks to the captain and said: “Your men were simply wonderful; they must have obeyed the call ‘Man overboard’ in record time.” “But I didn’t call ‘Man overboard,’ I simply yelled ‘Chorus girl overboard,’ ” explained the captain. WHY THE Nanaimo-Duncan Utilities Ltd. BALMORAL HOTEL John Tonzetich, Proprietor Comfortable Rooms LICENSED PARLOUR NANAIMO, B.C. Page Twenty-four Reasonable Rates Nanaimo SERVING CENTRAL VANCOUVER ISLAND LIGHT — POWER Salt Spring Island Duncan GENERAL AUTO SALES LIMITED Distributors for Chevrolet and Oldsmobile Front Street Nanaimo, B. C. Phone 1200 THE SHOULDER STRAP