HOULDEN TRANSFER LTD.

North Vancouver, B. C.

(BONDED CARRIERS)
DAILY SERVICE TO AND FROM VANCOUVER
MOVING OF ALL DESCRIPTIONS

Phone North 612 Phone MArine 2016

HE KNEW WHAT HE WANTED

“WHAT I want,” said the constable to the
dog dealer, “‘is a restless, fidgety sort of a
dog.”
“What kind?” the astonished dealer asked.
“A fidgety kind of dog; one that will make
my wife keep saying: “William, I think that
dog wants taking out for a run’.”

EGGS NOT INCLUDED
A SCOTTISH farmer had agreed to deliver
twenty hens to the local poulterer. When
the birds arrived, however, the shopkeeper
found that there were only nineteen in the
case.

Just before the shop closed for the night
the farmer came hurrying to the poulterer’s
office, bringing the twentieth hen.

“Man,” said the poulterer, “but you're
late with this one.”

“Ay,” agreed the other, “but she didna
lay until this afternoon!”

“YES, judge, the man who has just moved
in next door threw a battered can over the
fence and hit my wife.”

“Where was your wife at the time?”

“She was looking over the fence.”

“And your neighbour deliberately seized
the can and smote her with it?”

“Yes, judge ”

“Didn’t she give him any provocation?”

“N-no, sir. All she gave him was a piece
of her mind and a couple of clouts over the
head with a clothes pole.”

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ROBT. McNAiR SHINGLE
CO. LTD.
Port Moody, B.C.

Manufacturers of

CEDAR SHINGLES, LATH & HAND-SPLIT
SHAKES

COMPLIMENTS OF

VANCOUVER MACHINERY
DEPOT LTD.

VANCOUVER. B.C.

Center & Hanna

Limited

Funeral Directors

(Established 1893)

Vancouver, North Vancouver, Powell River
and Ladner, B. C.

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General Insurance Company of America
First National Insurance Co.of America
General Casualty Company of America

Canadian Head Offices: Standard Bank Building, Vancouver

Fire - Automobile - Burglary - Hold-up
General Liability - Fur and Jewelry
Riot Insurance

“GENERAL” Protection and Service
—None Better at Any Price!

SAFE, CLEAN AND
ECONOMICAL

MOVING AND STORAGE
OF HOUSEHOLD GOODS

CRONE

STORAGE CO. LTD.

760 Beatty . Vancouver
Street MA rine 1221 Seattle

RADIO SALES SERVICE

LIMITED

WHOLESALE DISTRIBUTORS
of
Crosley and Marconi Radios, Mohawk Washers,
Crosley Shelvador Refrigerators, Autolite and
Eveready Batteries, Hotpoint and Westinghouse
Appliances, Radio Parts and Accessories,
Radiotron Tubes

VANCOUVER
780 Beatty Street
Phone MArine 4435

VICTORIA
943 Yates Street
Phone G 5461

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