New Mr./Ms. UNBC crowned ScoTr BEATON CONTRIBUTOR March 7" saw a crowd assemble inside the Columbus Community Center in College Heights for a night of entertainment and to enjoy the ever popular samosas provided by Spicy Greens. After initial introductions the entertainment of the night ensued, but off to a very rocky start as Scott Beaton’s attempt at humour drew boos and jeers from the judges. Warren Nicholls got everyone back through song and sheer expertise on the guitar. Highlights of the night include Angie Sackney, Mike Norris, and Spencer Lytle perform- ing a skit involving unicorns and the ever-present search for Candy Mountain. Brian Schaan showed a contortionist talent that is normally reserved for yoga instructors and those in the circus. Nicole Winstanley performed a very well received belly dancing routine and was able to hypnotise the audience with the swirl that dominates her haircut. Soili Smith brought with her a small entourage of T-wolves from our championship basketball team and dazzled the crowd. with her hair and the Marge Simpson-like ability to store items within her locks. Amanda Firth presented an ability to create 3D snowflakes but was upstaged during her talent portion by a team of backup dancers consisting of other contestants and a young girl who came out of the audience and subsequently won the award for Ms. Congeniality. The crowd best responded to Matt Church singing about Barack Obama to the tunes of My Sharona and from that, was able to raise $53 and win the people’s choice award; this was the sort of performance that belongs on youtube, if only someone had brought a video camera. The Northern spirit costume concluded the competitive part of the night as the audience was treated to a moose costume, a lumberjack costume, goalie gear, and a paperbag princess. During the costume contest competitors needed to answer a random question that ranged from thoughts of fair trade and American politics to ice cream and what the best thing to do in the Bear Attack and : OVER THE EDGE ae “March 26 - ~ April 8; 2008 Contestants line up for the Mr./Ms. UNBC pageant PROTO TAKEN BY Scotr BEATON snow is (we all know the answer is doing it, but this was a family event). As the night concluded the judges gave a final criticism for those who were not even close to winning and the crowns were passed from the old Mr. and Ms. UNBC to the new ones. Con- gratulations to Mike Norris and Nicole Winstanley, the winners for 2008. the French, Deadly Combination for T-Wolves Anprew Baiey Sports and Ciugs Epiror At 5°4”, Bruin guard Jeralyn Espiritu had as much chance of scoring any points in the paint as Willow Ufgood did of choosing the right finger before completing his quest (see “Willow”). However, her hot hand from beyond the arch led to six, three- point baskets by completely dominating the Nova Scotia Rams, the hosts of the tour- nament, 83-41. The T-Wolves were so impressive in the game, that only one woman in a T-Wolf uniform did not score at least one basket. Mur- doch was extremely impressed with her team’s win, which she expressed by stating “we were aggressive, we took care of the ball and played with as the women from Sheridan Afyrdoch was extremely College combined for thirty- half on the fact.that “playing at this level on a continual basis is just something we weren’t used to and I don’t think that we were physic- ally or mentally ‘prepared to do that for forty minutes and that’s some- thing that we can now take back to our next season and we have to be in better shape both mentally and physically if we want to compete for forty minutes.” ivn- like next year’s team is go- ing to be running a lot more nine points from the suburbs pressed with her team: is Win, lines at practice, makes me which lead to the T-Wolfs ’ being at the wrong end of a which she c 97-65 final score, despite an impressive twenty-six point game by team captain Jaclyn glad to be a guy who writes expressed by stating about jocks, rather than ac- “we were aggressive, we took tually being one. Despite the disappointing result, the UNBC T-Wolves Nazareno. The loss took the care of the ball and played with can took back at their play UNBC Timberwolves out of medal contention at the National CCAA Champion- ships in Halifax. It was the T-Wolves second loss of the tournament after losing their first game, 88-50, to the eventual gold medal winners, the Sainte-Foy Dynamiques. UNBC will, therefore, not be fol- lowing in the footsteps of the great Charles P. Conrad, however they did come out of the tournament with many positives to build on for next year. A huge positive for Loralyn Murdoch, and her UNBC Timberwolves, is the fact that they were able to bounce back from their devastating loss to the Dynamiques a lot more intensity than we ha yesterday. a lot more intensity than we had yesterday.” Beating the Rams gave UNBC a chance at bringing home the bronze medal, however that chance disin- tegrated with the loss to Sheridan College, a loss that was made all the more disappointing with the fact that they were down by only one point at half- time but gave up forty Bruin points in ten minutes in the second- half. Murdoch blamed the complete self-destruction during the second nament in the same way Andrew Bailey, and the rest of the Over The Edge news team, looks back at national newspaper conferences: we may not have been the best, or won the most awards, but sweet honey mus- tard we were the best looking, and that my loyal readers, is something to be very, very, proud of. 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