ERGT. FAIRBAIRN CELEBRATES AN ANNIVERSARY Da WHEN SERGEANT A. (Andy) Fair- airn completed three decades of service as Provincial police officer on March 26, 1942, the occasion didn’t go unnoticed. Brother officers and well wishers at Courtenay present- ed him with a hand- some fountain pen and club bag. The presentation was made by Inspector Robt. Owens, who took the opportun- ity of wishing Sergt. Fairbairn the best of luck for the future. When he joined the B. C. Police in March, 1912, Andy Fairbairn was first stationed at Hazel- ton. He was there nearly two years when he was moved to Decker Lake, and seven months later he moved on to Al- dermere. In Janu- aya lO bexswas transferred again, this time to Telkwa. He was twelve years t Telkwa, where he made a host of friends nd distinguished himself in a number of mportant cases. Just when Andy thought e was settled in Telkwa for life, he got nother transfer. This time it was Burns Jake. He was only there two months when e was promoted to Corporal and moved to mithers district headquarters. In April, 930, he was promoted to Sergeant and laced in charge of the police district where e had started duty as a rookie 18 years be- Sergt. A. Fairbairn fore. Four years later he was transferred to Cranbrook as N.C.O. in charge. Sergt. Fair- bairn was four years at Cranbrook, then came another move. This time it was Grand Forks. In 1940 he was transferred again, this time to Courtenay. One of the west’s pioneer police officers, Andy Fairbairn is a typical Scot, whose dry sense of humour has made him a favourite wherever he has travelled. We join in wish- ing him long life and future success. A SERGEANT was obliged to stop over- night at a small country hotel. He was shown to his room by the one boy the place afforded, a coloured lad. “I'm glad there’s a rope here in case of fire,” commented the sergeant as he sur- veyed the room, “but what’s the idea of putting a Bible in the room in such a prominent place?” “Dat am intended foh use, sah,” replied the boy, “in case de fire am too far ad- vanced foh yo’ to make yo’ escape, sah.” ON his way home a drunk stopped at an electric light post and pulled out his house key. A passing policeman noticed him fumb- ling around trying to insert the key into the post, and asked him politely, “Nobody home?” “There should be,” said the drunk. “There’s a light upstairs.” A motorcycle traffic officer caught up with a speeding car and forced the driver to the side of the road. “T suppose you're going to give me a ticket for speeding,” said the speeder. “No,” replied the officer. “Im giving you a ticket for flying too low.” “DINAH,” inquired the mist iously, “did you wash this fi before you cooked it?” “Law, ma’am!” said Dinah. “Wot’s de use ob washin’ er fish dat’s lived all his life in de watah?” ress, SuSpic- 1 sh carefully Grouped outside the Courtenay District Headquarters office after the presentation to Sergt. Fairbairn are, left to right: Const. A. T .Lashmar, Cumberland detachment; Const. M. Matheson, Courtenay; Const. F. L. Cawdell, Courtenay; Game Warden B. Harvey, Courtenay; Staff Sergt. Thornthwaite, R. C. M. Police, Victoria; Mrs. A. Fairbairn, Inspr. Robert Owens, Miss Rena Fairbairn, Mrs. B. Harvey, Const. E. Corson and Sergt. Fairbairn. Photo by Radio Operator W. T. Davis. Telephone Alberni 44-Y SPROAT LAKE SAWMILLS LIMITED LUMBER MANUFACTURERS Fir ~3- Kleecoot, B.C. Cedar “t- White Pine “3 Hemlock Vancouver Island, Canada -UMMER EDITION Page Twenty-nine