October 7 2002 _Fihess Movies, Classified - yet another song by Trevor | went to town just the other day None of them would, so | was sad Now Cubist Babies are all the rage (Chorus) Ohl! It’s the Cubist Baby Blitz! It’s all the rage! Nice square kids! It’s the Cubist Baby Blitz! You see them in all of the schools (Chorus) They're taking over everywhere! A catboy can’t get lovin’ anywhere! Cubist diapers are square as well Because | still have my virginity! i To see if the ladies would come my way So | went to check out the newest fad “They're fun for each and every age” That's what those crazy marketing types say But | just don’t believe them, it can’t be that way . (Nice square kids grow up to have nice square tits!!) | can’t think why Cubist Babies are so cool And none of the girls will look my way Because none of them have time to play Cubist Babies are sharp and square! Cubist babies make the girls not care! They don’t fit in the washer, so they really smell But | didn’t create a Cubist Baby, no sirree T LET Toe, e@ Ce ; ea Meg’s Movie Picks My Big Fat Greek Wedding: Well if you haven’t gone to daughter Toula. Not only is she a thirty year old woman who is see it yet, you definitely should. | laughed so hard | cried. It is undoubtably one of the funniest shows | have seen in a long time. Here is the run- down. The Portokalos family is extremely worried about their Closet Vintage & consigned clothing & Books Now accepting Fall/Winter clothing Convenient downtown location 235 Quebec St. rince George 561-2435 414601 still working at her parents restaurant “Dancing Zorba’s’”, she is a thirty year old woman who is unmarried. Her father is absolutely determined to find Toula a husband, and he even offered to send her over to Greece to find one. When Toula decides she | wants to change her life, she starts out by taking a computer class at a 1 local college, and things start to seem like they are working in her favor. She meets the man of her dreams and he eventually wants to marry her, but just wait till the family finds out he’s not Greek! kkKkkk The Tuxedo: So you like the cheesi- ness of Jackie Chan’s other movies?? This one is just as good as all his other shows and plus in this one, Jennifer Love Hewitt has her hand at some comedy as well. In this movie Jimmy Tong, a former taxicab driver turned chauffer, finds out that the only rule he has from his new boss is not to EVER touch his tuxedo. When his boss gets hospitalized after a freak car explosion, Jimmy decides to take the tux for a rip. He soon finds out that the tux is more than he expected. He is launched into a world of danger and espionage where he is teamed up with his rook- ie partner (Jennifer) who soon finds out that he doesn’t know much more than she does. Jimmy then becomes a highly witted, and undoubtably the best dressed secret agent. kkk Stay tuned next time for Hannibal’s return in RED DRAGON. In theatres October 4th. For information on show-times and movies go to www.famousplayers.com Over The Edge Page 15 Classifieds Student Services Word Works Editing and Proofreading Services. Essays, term papers, theses. Make sure it’s perfect! Half price for students kerstin @ word-works.ca/ www.word-works.ca TRAVEL & TEACH ENGLISH: Jobs $$ guaranteed. TESOL Certified in 5-days (Oct 30 - Nov 3) (online/correspondence) FREE info seminar &Infopack: 1-888-270-2941 www.globaltesol.com Three Lines Free The views expressed in this sec- tion are not those of Over The Edge. Adam, you are a smelly bumsicle. Ha ha. It’s in print so it must be true! The annoying dork in Core 101: Stop asking asking the anal retentive questions no one gives a rat’s ass about. Whether or not Gregorian chant music is good for medita- tion, NO ONE REALLY CARES! Blerg! | hate my comics. Prepare to taste my wrath. | will nibble your veldt, I'll stomple your albino. | will be your doom Rhino. PREPARE YOUR BLAD- DER FOR IMMINENT RELEASE! | learned what Uber- squick was for the sec- ond time, and now | know the actions. | succ- umed to the dark side. Sauron, the Orange lord of DOOM, just doesn’t cut it. Sorry, but no. There aren’t enough roads in all the world, for you to walk this one off. Dave you can take my ass. Screw the genital ring!! Have something to say? Submit your beef, complaint, praise or thank you to Over The Edge’s Three Lines Free. It’s free!