"Me stole my television set, Judge," the
elderly woman said.

The defendant, formerly the woman's boyfriend,
told the judge she had given him the set as a
gift - and, as proof, he emptied a large bag of
clothing he said she had previously given him.

"Why would she give you these things free?"
Katsufrakis asked.

"Sex" the man answered.

"Don't pay any attention to him," the woman
yelped, "He's on pills.”

The judge ignored her and asked the man his
age.

"I'm 73, but I am still going great in the
area I mentioned."

Again the woman told the judge to "Pay no
attention, he's on pills."

The judge looked at her severely.

"Please keep quiet, Madam," he said, "I just
want to find out what kind of pills he's taking.”

THE MISSINC PILL WAS WORTH THE BILL.

CHARLESTON, S.C. - It was a common enough
occurence: The plane landed safely in Charleston,
the passengers alighted and made her way to the
baggage counter only to find that her luggage
had gone astray. The airline promised to find
it. She went off to her hotel - annoyed.

At 11.30 p.m. the airport manager received a
call from the lady who was inquiring, with some
urgency, whether her luggage had been found.

It hadn't heen. She explained that it contained
pills that had to be taken at once. The airport
manager offered to get her medicine if she would
tell him what it was. Then his report continued:

"She advised that it was birth control pills
and they must be taken immediately and we would
be responsible for any child born. She wanted
to know if I would be willing to take the child
if it was born. Advised her that if it was a
girl would be more than happy to as I only had
hoys."

The problem was solved when one pill was
obtained. It cost the airline 20 cents plus $2
for cab fare to deliver it to the anxious
passenger.

The airport manager's memo reporting this
affair concluded. "With the world population
explosion as it is, I feel each of us should do
our part in helping to curb the birthrate.
Surely the first thing that will help in this ts
the prompt delivery of the passenger's luggage:"

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"THE DAY AFTER THE BPIDGE WENT OUT".

Whitewater at the Cottonwood River Crossing
during the ferrying of supplies for the Dease
Lake Store. Here the Rev. Wheeler of
Telegraph Creek is convincing the rest that he
should get a ride home.

Left to right. Cliff Inkster, Vernon Carlick,
Sammy Asp, Rev. Wheeler, Herman Asp, Lawrence
Reles.

Photograph by Mike Novy.

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If anyone would like a scale map of the
Chain Lake Area, please contact Ciro
Guarducéi at the Mill Planning Office.

RAYBESTOS MANHATTAN AWARD:

In an earlier edition of our paper, we
requested nominations for the Raybestos-
Manhattan Award, to be sent c/o the General
Superintendent. To date very few nominations
have been received.

In order that our No. 1 citizen is uncovered
we request that all our readers give consider-
ation to their friends, associates and neigh-
bours and submit thetr qualities in writing to:

Raybestos-Manhattan Award,
c/o General Superintendent,
Cassiar, B.C.

WE have been told that some park-type
benches are being placed along the path between
Hunt Street South, and towards the old gun
range.

That would be in the path that runs along
the top of the bank overlooking Troutline
Creek.

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