BY BRAD KIRKLAND

If swallowed, DO NOT induce vomiting.

What's up
Corone? .

Spend another

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Friday night
alone?

Why are we here?

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Aries

Still working on the term pro-
ject from last term, just stop.
It’s too late! You should just
try to get in next Sept.
Grieve and Go.

Taurus

You do everything back-
wards, but hey it gets done,
good job.

Gemini

Two faces in the mirror, any-

one? You're the left one, the
right was is not really there.

Cancer
Take it or leave it. You have

You have no choice in the
matter. You’re just going to
have to reconcile yourself to
the fact that one of your
group members is never
coming back from Hawaii.

Virgo
Figure it out for yourself

because if you keep asking
your friends they will get

Filler is the student’s best

friend. You must remember
not to abuse its power
though or it may turn and
bite you.

Scorpio

Radio fever may take you
this week. Just remember
you can’t go wrong with a
few bad fart jokes.

Sagittarius

Don’t be a schmuck. This will
only lead to pain and aggra-
vation in the long run.

Aquarius
| wish | were a ballerina. No,
no wait | wish YOU were a

ballerina.

Capricorn

You can fake it. | really mean
it. Don’t bother studying for
your next exam. All you need
to do is show up. (Yeah
Right).

Pisces

Take two aspirin and call me
in the morning. (Actually
don’t call me, cause | would-
n’t know what to say any-
way).