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| Jan. 1 PY 109 Color Cliff Robertson - Ty Hardin
: lL LADY IN A CAGE B.& W Olivie ds Haviland - Ann Scthern
6 TAMMY TELL ME TRUE Color Sandra Dee - John Gavin
8 DONOVANS ¥ REEF -.. Golor John Wayne - Lee Marvin
11 “MAN IN THE MIDDLE Color Robert Mitchum ~- Frances Nuyen

13 TARZANS - 3 CHALLENGES Color Jock Mahoney - woody Strode

15° FLIPPER sid Sy de=84 goles Chuck Connors

18° DEAD RINGER’ ~ tier: B&W Bette Davis - Pete> Lawford
SHOW TIMES: i; ;00 Dolo 7: :00 Doll. | 9:00 p.m.

SMOKING 1S NOT PERMITTED DURING THE SHOWS

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charge?" you gay, "The charges is
ten dollars, "then you pause. If the |
customer doesn’t flinoh, you say,

Since we are a little short of
suitable material for this edition,
we thought you might enjoy a little

humour to start off the New Year. “that's for the frames: the lenses

will be another ten dollars."

"Then you pause, and again you wait.
And if the customer doesn't fitach,
you say; “*EKack."

DAFFY-NITIONS :

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|
Adolescence - when children stop ask t
ing questions because they know all f
the SrnSwers o A woman called for jury ducer oe |
to serve because she Gidntt bal.iev =
vamist - a man who leads two wives/in capital punishment. Trying to = |
persuade her, the judge explained:
eThis is merely a case where a wife
is suing her husband because she
j}gave him $1,000 to pay down on 4 fur:
coat and he lost the money in a
| poser game." |
i"y°ll serve," she said. "I could he
wrong about capital punishment.”

PB
Changing Economy - when prices that
once seemed appalling seem appealing

Old-timer - a fellow who remembers
iwhen it cost more to run 9 car than
one park it.

eM LINEMEN ROOT AOAE LT EA AIGA AEDS LAR A RESET AOI gO AOE TET

lor as the motorist put it when he
:wrapped his new sports car around a
jtelephone pole; "Well, that's the

jwey the mercedes Benzi"
wig tah gael ane

Trying tc sell a housewife a hone
freezer, & salesman pointed out,

| you can save enough on your food
_|bdills to pay for it.*

i "Yes, Tt know," the woman agreed,

1 "but you see we're paying for our
|}car on the carfare we save. Then,
|we're paying for our washing machine; .
!on the laundry bills we save, and :
iwe're paying for the house on the
|rent we're saving. Wwe just can't af-

| ford to save any more right now."

goods store was being instructed by
the proprietor:

i"Now son, we want to get a fair and
Ihonest price out of every customer.
After you have fitted the glasses —
jan the customer asks, "what's the

Ine New assistant. ‘tn’ ‘the opbabad
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