Volume 16, Issue 5 November 12, 2009 EDITOR-IN-CHIEF Andrew Bailey MANAGING EDITOR Stephanie McCullough (Vacant) PRODUCTION COORDINATOR Haakon Sullivan (Vacant) GENERAL OFFICE ASSISTANT Kali Flick COPY EDITOR Helen Hogeterp NEWS EDITOR Shelby Petersen ARTS EDITOR Samantha Farrow SPORTS EDITOR Andrew Bailey (Vacant) PHOTO EDITOR Aria Hannolyn Cheng AD MANAGER Vacant CLUBS EDITOR Vacant STAFF WRITERS Thomas Cheney CONTRIBUTORS A.J. Mittendorf R.Turner Deadline for submissions for next issue is Wednesday, November 18th Over the Edge is the official independent publishing media of students at the University of Northern British Columbia. As such, it is our mandate to report on issues of interest to students in the Northern Region. We encourage all students, both on the main and regional campuses to submit to Over the Edge. Over the Edge is part of the Canadian Uni- versity Press network of papers, otherwise known as CUP. CUP is an organization that is entirely owned by member papers, and provides such services as a news wire and advertising to Over the Edge. Over the Edge is published every second week during the fall and winter semesters. OFFICE LOCATION 6-350 MAILING ADDRESS 3333 University Way Prince George, BCV2N 429 PHONE (250) 960-5633 FAX (250) 960-5407 E-mail over-the-edge@unbc.ca Memo From the Boss Stop: If you are a lady over the age of 18 please proceed immediately towards the Rollergirl shout- out directly under- neath this memo. Do not pass go do not collect 200 dollars. Only when you are done reading it, and have marked next Thursday off in your alendar as practice day, may you come back to this memo. eady... go! Dudes, just keep reading on and make sure to Awesome. ‘Nuff said. keep January free for the start of Rollerderby season. Now let's begin. Hey all. Welcome to November. First off let me send out good luck wishes to those of you who have completed your fantasy basketball and hockey drafts. It should be a great season for both sport's leagues with the Raptors and Can- ucks both ending the season on top for obvious reasons. My dynasty basketball team “The Kai Bosh” is looking great while my hockey team not so much, cheers Luongo. We here at Over the Edge are entering mid-season form. Thank you for picking up this paper and letting us enter- tain you. I hope that your midterms went well and that you're just as excited for the impending finals as I am. Isn't school neat? We still have positions open here at OTE for anyone interested in joining our sensational team. The bar November 12, 2009 + Over the Edge next to this memo will inform you of which positions are vacant. Please do not hesitate to email us any questions a over-the-edge@unbce.ca or come into our office in room 6- 350 during our posted office hours. Somehow the snow has yet to make a lasting impression] and I'm sure y'all took advantage of that when choosing you Halloween costumes to trick-or-treat in. The snow should fall soon though giving us sledders, skiers, snowboarders and general snow enthusiasts an unparallel playground to} frolic in, I see you all shivering in anticipation. Well that's all I got, enjoy the paper eh and good luck with whatever i is you need luck for. Arudrew Bakley STOCK PHOTO Rollerderby: These Chicks Would Bite Count Dracula On the Neck ANDREW BAILEY EDITOR IN CHIEF It is a proven and accepted sci- entific fact that Rollergirls are the hottest, most awesomely outstand- ing group of women in recorded hu- man history. For those of you living in caves let me explain, Rollergirls are fantastic women who compete Sweet Toledo, there's a new bank machine on campus! With cell reception one week and a bank machine installed the next it would come as no surprise to this journalist if the NUSC trans- forms into a rocket ship by December. Congratu- lations go out to CIBC for providing this sensa- tional upgrade to students on campus. Outstanding, PHOTO SUBMITTED BY ANDREW BAILEY -Melissa Pynn ‘A really cool zombie costume” in the greatest spectator sport Prince George has to offer: the Rollerderby, To put the Rollerderby into perspective for those of you who have not yet experienced it, im- agine watching a chimp-operated spaceship taking off 10 feet away from you while listening to Clare De Lune on a boombox being carried by Jesus Christ while a unicorn washes your hair with powerfully minty shampoo. Yeah it’s just like that. Any women interested in joining this outrageously cool group of women, and really it’s a unique opportunity that you may never get again so jump on it, needs to check out their webpage at t ; or show up at the Rollerdome Thursdays at 7 p.m. to get registered, The league is in need of more women and you are in need of an awesome way to spend your time with terrific ladies; so get out and get active. In the immortal words of Hal Johnson, be fit and have fun, Moustache or no moustache do you really want to let Hal down? Cornered on Campus “Thing One and Thing Two” -Brad Deveu “Polly Bleeker from Juno” -Matthew Pixton In the second installment of the triumphant return of Cornered on Campus, we asked students what was the best costume they saw on Halloween. “Space Marine from Warhammer” -Kyle Vanderstteen