6 clubs November 17 2010 «Ove she Eg The Drama Club is at it Again, This Time in Full Force Drama has never been so good DEVON FLYNN CONTRIBUTOR From the eccentric Ritalin-deprived amateur comedians and ne’er do-wells that brought you the wonderful works of last year’s FIRST YEAR POLITICAL SCIENCE STUDENTS Macbeth and Check Please, comes a series of dramatic events sure to POLITICS DETERMINES HOW MUCH OF THIS PIZZA YOU WILL RECEIVE ; POLITICS DETERMINES WHEN YOU WILL RECEIVE YOUR PIECE OF THIS PIZZA blow your mind...or at least make POLITICS DETERMINES HOW YOU WILL GET YOUR PIECE OF THIS PIZZA > a ae bl ilk through — - oe yi sume, you blow mi rough your nose San eS) (Qe DRAMAT (please note: milk is no longer h PEE ASS) allowed at the performances) sate at ANENTS The Drama Club will be performing not one, not two, but SEVEN plays this semester. Don’t give them that much credit though, the plays are 10-15 minutes long, but they are awesome! Don't believe me? Go see and find out! i Half of the plays are written by ~ some of the actors themselves! Newcomer Matt Murray keeps the audience guessing in his comedic thriller of two friends who find themselves in a very cramped, very dark box. Both of them try to escape the ridiculous situation by trying to figure out exactly what f happened the night before (haven't we all had one of those?). Steve Grabowski, a long time Drama Club member, has brought his A-game with two original plays, Z one of which he spent more time DEVON FLYNN Choosing the font then writing the actual script (seriously, it says that right on it!) You'll be sure to get a kick out of his other play that “pokes” some fun at Facebook relationships (see what | did there?). One of many exciting Drama Club events! “COME AND GET YOUR SLICE (BY JOINING THE POLITICAL SCIENCE STUDENT ASSOCIATION) (¥OU WILL GET FREE PIZZA TOO) That is just a taste of what the entertaining troupe of thespians will be performing November 25th @ November 18: 2-4PM IN THE NUSC EVENTS SPACE 7:00pm, 27th @ 1:00pm and 7:00pm, and 28th @ 1:00pm in the Canfor Theatre. Admission is by GHECK O1T ON FACEROOK donation, but be sure to give ‘em a little extra when that milk you snuck in hits the floor! NUGGS Sweet Sixteen 80s Party Your reference guide to looking assabodacious EMILY GAUVIN CLUBS EDITOR NUGGS is bringing us another themed event that is bound to get us all glitzed, glamoured and overdressed. This time the theme is 80s, which, let’s face it, is not the most attractive decade to dress for. Therefore, a number of Do and Don’t s should be established to safe guard us students against the coyote ugly morning. GIRLS Do's -Bright Colours: Bright, fluorescent colours were a loud trend in the 80s. Let this match your personality and give you the opportunity to stand out. This is a chance to show your true colours. -Go BIG or stay home: Big hair, big earrings - it’s all about statement pieces. Get noticed and don’t be afraid to get loud for this event. -Madonna: If all else fails and you have zero originality then reference the 80s queen of pop, Madonna. By capturing her essence and sex appeal from this era, you might just be made some man’s queen of the night and get shoved into a cab! -Show Some Skin: Off the shoulder shirts are in again! And short flirty dresses never left in the first place. Be daring but not to whoreish. Keep it classy San Diego. Don'ts -Blue Eyeshadow: If you are a hooker on Hastings or Mimi from the Drew Carey Show, then maybe it’s ‘do’. But blue eyeshadow is not flattering for any skin tone. Like drinking and driving, you will regret it. -Spandex: Not saying this is a complete don’t...But unless you’ve got the body to suction yourself into spandex pants to come out looking like Posh Spice, then this is going to make you look more like a fat sausage roll. -Side ways pony: Unless you want to be mistaken for a horses ass, this is anything BUTT a good idea...pun intended. GUYS Do's -Get David Hasselhoff Sexy:...need | say more? -Find your inner Patrick Swayze: In honour of the one and only Patrick Swayze, who became a LEGEND in his 80s mov- ie Dirty Dancing, bring on the moves to woo the women and you’re bound to go home DTF.-Members only jackets: Cool, sleek and sophisticated. You can’t look anything but stud-ly in this. -Accessorize: Bring a tape player or a Walkman, girls love something to play with. -Bring back the fanny pack: First off, it will store EVERYTHING: phone, money, condoms... you don’t need much else than that. This could actually be the only thing you need to wear for this night. Don'ts -Grunge: As sexy unwashed hair, sweat and dirt can be, leave it to Kurt Cobain to pull this style off. Unsanitary screams STD, not STUD. -Parachute Pants: Slow down MC HAMMER. These pants were only meant to fit someone 300 pounds +. NUGSS -Mullets: Unless you are hoping to go home with the buck tooth girl from the 8 Mile trailer park, just shave the bitch off. It’s going to be awesome! -Michael Jackson: If you’re not trying to attract little boys or Fox media then this is a don’t. Let him rest in peace. Hopefully by following these guidelines you can live your sweet sixteen dream, dance the night home and wake up not regretting who you took with you. So pour the drinks in the ‘ice ice baby’ and let’s cheers to another UNBC night.