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lululemon quiz

| knew Prince George has an issue with substance abuse, | just didn’t know
it was this bad. The substance, however, is not what you would usually think
of. This town’s drug of choice: Lululemon. Lululemon is sweeping women’s
(and men’s) hearts like nobody’s business. But are you too attached to the
brand? Check yes if the statement applies to you and count your number of

$%&# My Horescope

By Madame Mayhem || Contributer

Welcome back to UNBC my pretties, and to those
of you who are new here, welcome to your next
step in higher education. The first few weeks of
classes can be a whirlwind of activity — adding
and dropping classes, joining clubs, meeting
new people, and waking up in dorm rooms when
you don’t actually live in the dorms. Have no fear
however because Madame Mayhem is here to
guide you through the first few weeks.

My advice to is that the next couple of weeks will
be difficult, but offer opportunities if you can suck
it up and deal with it. All signs, it’s time to show
your true colours!

ARIES Wipe that smug look off your face Aries,
everybody knows you had a great summer full of
love, activity, and crazy-sexy-exciting-fun times.
Now it’s time to get down to the real work. Boo,
yes, | know. Suck it up princess.

Lucky numbers: 18, 2, 98.

TAURUS Beware of parking tickets or not
having enough bus fare or/and renewing your
UPASS early enough, and be even more aware
of not paying them because you will receive a
boot (on your car or off the bus). You know what
Taurus, just suck it up and pay the damn fees
already. Yes, it might be wrong, but that can be
corrected later, and it’s not as bad as what will
happen if you incur overdue charges.

Lucky numbers: Whatever is in your bank
account.

GEMINI There is a lot of babble coming out of
your mouth, but the truth? The honest, brutal,
torturous truth? No one cares.

Lucky numbers: 23, 21, 22.

CANCER Big changes like this can be upsetting
for you Cancer, but that’s okay. Right now

you need to put yourself out there instead of
retreating into your shell. Participation grades
are about the only thing that’s going to get you
through this semester.

Lucky numbers: 87, 34, 1.

LEO You should host a party, preferably a toga-
themed party. | want to go to one of those.

Lucky numbers: Toga! Toga! TOGA!

VIRGO You've got everything under control —
registered, paid, and all your books in order — so
you can stop worrying now please. Kick back and
relax! Watch your health... you’re going to give
yourself wrinkles (or worse!) worrying like that.

Lucky numbers: 15 cups of coffee, 4 term papers

started, and 2 texts already read. You can now
watch some television.

LIBRA School will be fine for you, your living
conditions on the other hand... you will find
something (or someone) under your bed that you
don’t expect, but it’s better than in your bed.
Lucky numbers: 29, 43, 89.

SCORPIO Who the hell is that in your bed?
Lucky numbers: 7, 20, 76.

SAGITARIUS | know, | know, summer is over.
Deal with it. Winter sports are on the way, but for
now, focus on your studies.

Lucky numbers: 93, 39, 298.

CAPRICORN All work and no play makes
Capricorn a dull sign.

Lucky numbers: No amount of luck can fix you.
AQUARIUS Winter sports and clubs pique your
interest, but nobody wants you on their team or
in their club. How about you start your own.
Number of people in your club: 1.

PISCES Busy, busy, busy! For once, eh? |
recommend you watch some old cowboy movies,

| think you’d enjoy North to Alaska.

Lucky numbers: 9, 72, 69.

times you chose yes after you are finished the quiz.

Questions wee | We

You own the same item of clothing in 2+
colors.

Athletic apparel? Lululemon is so much
more than that. You wear it at home, at
school, and/or work.

Lululemon headbands are your bad hair day
to go tool and you wear them outside the

gym.

You are aware that lululemon has a
manifesto...yes just like Karl Marx.

You have used one of the quotes from the
manifesto in a casual conversation.

You have racked up a bill over 250$ in one
shopping trip to the lululemon store.

You own at least 2 lululemon accessory
(bag, socks, mat, water bottle, bra, key cuff,
scarf etc.)

Lululemon is on your Christmas wish list.
It’s not just clothes-it’s a lifestyle.

Your lunch bag is actually the shopping

bag lululemon gives all its customers — you
know the one, it’s red and has “inspirational”
quotes on it.

8-10 yeses — Branded
Good for you! However, there’s a but. Make
sure that you are wearing the clothes and the
clothes aren’t wearing you. There is nothing
wrong with widening your repertoire. Also, you
should probably get a medal.

4-7 yeses — Healthy Attachment
Everything is good in moderation and you
probably know that. Hope this strategy extends
to your drinking habits. Well done!

0-3 yeses — Asymptomatic
Well, shine on you crazy diamond, but be
careful! Lululemon is more contagious than
Bieber fever!